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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 23

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/FHIWcDoY8u

    4:11 PM - 23 May 2018
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    • JavaScript PLOW look_up_dont_judge careless_cary Nick Geissinger steph 🤠🎃 Pianofag TheDETank Walter Pelissero JK
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      1. This space for Brent.‏ @lichtenbrent May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The tradition dates back to the seventh Baron of Marseilles, who initially dropped violins on people who neglected to pay their taxes. During the horsehair shortage of 1573. He had to switch to pianos because he converted to the Anglican religion, which is where we get the sayingpic.twitter.com/6b7zPpIjua

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      2. Jordana Lipscomb‏ @jordanalipscomb May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In Ireland it’s considered good luck! Go figure!

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      3. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee May 23
        Replying to @jordanalipscomb @TheOnion

        Good one!

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      1. Helen Hurd‏ @MrsHelenHurd1 May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @Decervelage

        I should imagine it's pretty bad luck in a few other countries as well, I wonder if it's good luck in any country?

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      1. Butt(steal ur memes)boob  👽 💜‏ @ButtBoob May 23
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        Its also bad luck to be polite, apparently

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      1. Bob Cannon‏ @4BobCannon May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not very lucky anywhere.

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      1. Linda Abt‏ @57peabody May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those French people- such snowflakes

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      1. Neil Mavor‏ @louddrummer May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Note worthy, but falls on deaf ears.

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      1. dustreader‏ @dustreader May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... and it's considered even worse luck to be hit by an ascending piano.

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      1. Rena‏ @RenaKunisaki May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this really didn't need to be a video tho

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      1. diane renee 🏜 🕉⚢‏ @spinnerlove May 23
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        But you know the French, they're so superstitious.

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      1. Diana  🌹‏ @devinedianakins May 24
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        Ya think?

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      1. DUDE FACE‏ @DUDE_FACE1122 May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t think that would be good luck anywhere 😅

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      1. Kalz‏ @kallzd May 24
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        It's kinda a sign of your imminent death

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      1. Christy Franklin‏ @Alisaisil May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ya death

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      1. AlySolomon‏ @Alysolomon2 May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Flying fiano is fad buck

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They also have high regards for Jerry Lewis.

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      1. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis May 23
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        Did you know, in America we don't need a piano, we have Trump= bad luck every day!

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      1. Richard Gillam‏ @RichardGillam7 May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah, those French, always on the cutting edge..

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      1. Frank Stanton‏ @Frank66Stanton May 23
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        pic.twitter.com/FtbDWagiI7

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