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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 23

    U.S. Still Enjoying Small But Loyal Following https://trib.al/HbSobbH pic.twitter.com/Y1VbRZn8wN

    6:43 AM - 23 May 2018
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    • ~🎃Pais-o’-Lantern🎃~ Benjamin Davis Chris Vanderlander Ëgg Nathaniel Strickler [ Ouch in Spanish ] Can I have some sero-doot💀🎷-in plz? YaboySeganti Jake Ellenz
    16 replies 242 retweets 1,503 likes
      1. Frank Stanton‏ @Frank66Stanton May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear America is loved by Swedish neo-nazis. Supposedly, the German neo-nazis think America is too timid. 😱😬😎

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      1. your very own monica bellucci dream‏ @DJCPI May 23
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        America is so last century.

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      1. Lance Cameron‏ @lcameron4435 May 23
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        But US needed to downsize to a smaller house that it could afford.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna May 23
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        US unlikely to be renewed for another season. But who knows in a few years time it may acquire the status of a cult classic.

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      1. The Mario‏ @busterofballz May 23
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      1. Trip AAA‏ @ArtAguilar18 May 23
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        Small enough for electoral college win...

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      1. Anthony James‏ @Mooopah May 23
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        We live in hope that it is all just a bad dream.... and live for a future of 'Trump-Led' Televised prison time.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 23
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        DA! The Russians.

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      1. Michael‏ @MichaelBuss2 May 23
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        I love this so much

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      1. hassinator69‏ @hassinator_69 May 23
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        a more selective audience

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      1.  🙌 Wu Gambino  🐝‏ @protektyaneck36 May 23
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        Its dwindling by the day. Make America not a laughing stock again.

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      1. Future King of Umpapa Mao Mao‏ @Pondering1derer May 23
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        😂🤣😂

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      1. Stången‏ @PhDSchroder May 23
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        they’ve become the spin doctors of the U.N.

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