I thought The Onion wasn't meant to be real!
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“I thought the onion only posted fake stories!” - person who just heroically taught someone else in the thread what satire is
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Hey this is what I'm sitting in the waiting room for
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The writing was so bad the pharmacy didn't see it was supposed to be antihistamine.
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The Onion is lying. I've been there and it was only 20 years. More irresponsible journalism
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Damn, you guys are hitting the nail on the head.
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No Joey....no more rabbit holes.....I'm just now getting a handle on the PTSD from the last one.pic.twitter.com/mLoUk5DZSK
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Back off a little bit. There're some of us old folks in pain and aren't really sweating addiction.
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Sad but true
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I could use a pollution painkiller right now... can one of you earthlings please put one suppository pill in one of my
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Gotta wonder why doctors are able to prescribe addictive meds at all. Should have to refer patients to a consultant & hospital pharmacy for that stuff. Might actually stop people becoming addicted instead of shopping for doctors
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WOKE Onion
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So sad :(
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