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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

    Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial https://trib.al/W7wlIJh pic.twitter.com/Owzs7EPErD

    8:38 PM - 22 May 2018
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    24 replies 361 retweets 2,692 likes
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      2. how do I change my name to Jay‏ @RictalEye May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this isn't even satire??

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Neimand ©️‏ @DerFineHerrNman May 22
        Replying to @RictalEye @TheOnion

        Are you asking me or telling me?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. how do I change my name to Jay‏ @RictalEye May 22
        Replying to @DerFineHerrNman @TheOnion

        yes?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Neimand ©️‏ @DerFineHerrNman May 22
        Replying to @RictalEye @TheOnion

        I understand now?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Stephen Cross‏ @CrossisBoss May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stephen Cross Retweeted The Onion

        . @TheOnion clearly hasn't seen my spot yet.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/999132346216538112 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Fast Food Customers Less Appealing Than In Commercial https://trib.al/W7wlIJh  pic.twitter.com/Owzs7EPErD
        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. James Sheldon‏ @Sheldoggy May 23
        Replying to @CrossisBoss @TheOnion

        Actually dude, I said to myself, “Cross has really blossomed into a handsome man.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Stephen Cross‏ @CrossisBoss May 23
        Replying to @Sheldoggy @TheOnion

        Thanks James! I should probably start carrying a burger with me everywhere. Make it my "thing". Could really open some doors.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Catherine Jones‏ @HiFalutinWays May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I met my love in a Taco Bell The Burger King had gone to hell Subway was substandard and We’d already been banned From Maccers for being knackers 😛

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      2. Eva Munet‏ @Pennywize992000 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I learned this fact the first time I saw myself in a mirror shoveling a McGriddle down my throat while crying naked in bed. I still eat the McGriddle....I no longer look in mirrors. Lesson learned

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hold the pickle Hold the lettuce Flip-flops Hot pants Do upset us.

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      1. Walk Down  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @walkdownman May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @d_twit

        Real life is always different than commercial tv. always.

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      1. Miss *VOTE November 6th* Construed‏ @missc0nstrued May 22
        Replying to @LoolooMagdalena @TheOnion @TheRealRobato11

        pic.twitter.com/x5P5g1KLlV

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      1. Oof Fox‏ @SoftDustyRhodes May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @RictalEye

        The right one is more attractive tbh

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      1. speedius‏ @speedius May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everybody knows you never go full dine in. It's ok to order inside if the drive through is backed up, but you eat that shit alone and out of sight.

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      1. luis‏ @1sgmoran May 22
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        Are they the same customers that frequent Wal-Mart?

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      2. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Try White Castle at Midnight

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      1. Bitcoin Cowboy‏ @MarkAFillmore May 23
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        Hah they've never seen me in my underwear at 3 am in the drive thru, I was banned from going inside for some reason....

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