this isn't even satire??
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Are you asking me or telling me?
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I understand now?
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@TheOnion clearly hasn't seen my spot yet.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/999132346216538112 …
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Actually dude, I said to myself, “Cross has really blossomed into a handsome man.”
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Thanks James! I should probably start carrying a burger with me everywhere. Make it my "thing". Could really open some doors.
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I met my love in a Taco Bell The Burger King had gone to hell Subway was substandard and We’d already been banned From Maccers for being knackers
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I learned this fact the first time I saw myself in a mirror shoveling a McGriddle down my throat while crying naked in bed. I still eat the McGriddle....I no longer look in mirrors. Lesson learned
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Hold the pickle Hold the lettuce Flip-flops Hot pants Do upset us.
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Real life is always different than commercial tv. always.
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The right one is more attractive tbh
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Everybody knows you never go full dine in. It's ok to order inside if the drive through is backed up, but you eat that shit alone and out of sight.
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Are they the same customers that frequent Wal-Mart?
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Try White Castle at Midnight
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Hah they've never seen me in my underwear at 3 am in the drive thru, I was banned from going inside for some reason....
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