‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience https://trib.al/2AGJeFB pic.twitter.com/63LuzFQGke
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.@MichaelCohen212 This disgusting piece of journalism could be gone in a matter of seconds.https://trib.al/itDOMUE
.@MichaelCohen212 As the greatest lawyer in the history of America, you obviously understand that we must reach a compromise.https://trib.al/5eqSIEF
.@MichaelCohen212 We haven’t heard from you, Michael. Please assure us that we can still come to an agreement.https://trib.al/VWfWIva
.@MichaelCohen212 Thanks for visiting our home page. We could get rid of this one as a freebie.https://trib.al/60OKqjB
.@MichaelCohen212 This unfair media coverage needs to go for the right price.https://trib.al/5zj0CCE
.@MichaelCohen212 We are trembling with fear at what you would do to us in court.https://trib.al/AeckEHG
.@MichaelCohen212 Our editorial board is starting to freak out. Let’s come to some sort of agreement.https://trib.al/JbdIHBi
.@MichaelCohen212 We are in awe of your masterful legal prowess.https://trib.al/b9ExzeE
.@MichaelCohen212 Oh, God, you’re running circles around us. We beg you to be merciful.https://trib.al/8zWtRaL
.@MichaelCohen212 Please don’t tell us we missed the memo saying we have a deal.https://trib.al/8FEFCOA
.@MichaelCohen212 We have to admit that you are an incredibly tough negotiator.https://trib.al/8q0tUqb
.@MichaelCohen212 Let us state for the record that we take your threats very seriously.https://trib.al/e65eLXW
.@MichaelCohen212 You should know that we have the goods to take down Mueller.https://trib.al/jJ0wkAY
.@MichaelCohen212 Do you want to come over and delete this one yourself?https://trib.al/A54CtDv
.@MichaelCohen212 Obviously, both parties are very keen to destroy the First Amendment.https://trib.al/fAHQu8r
.@MichaelCohen212 Should we wait a couple days for the check to clear?https://trib.al/oWtYRSo
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