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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

    ICE Detains Tim Kaine For Speaking Spanish At Campaign Rally https://trib.al/Hm9lW0p pic.twitter.com/uCO2NHkmPc

    11:31 AM - 22 May 2018
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    207 replies 2,458 retweets 10,475 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Juliann 🇺🇸 🇪🇸‏ @JuliannAndreen May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And here at the border, I'm now teaching my classes in Spanish w/heavy American accent to try to avoid ICE detention. #AlmostNotAJokeAnymore

        7 replies 25 retweets 281 likes
      3. Crayoh‏ @crayoh May 22
        Replying to @JuliannAndreen

        All the states in the SW need to update their maps. Los Angeles --> The Angels San Antonio --> Saint Antone Santa Fe --> Saint Fay Tucson --> Two Sons Colorado (state/river) --> Color Radio Rio Grande river --> REO Grand

        5 replies 12 retweets 118 likes
      4. Bruno "Cambio climático" Guerra Napurí‏ @bruguerran May 23
        Replying to @crayoh @JuliannAndreen

        More like - The Angels - Saint Anthony - Holy Faith - At the Foot of the Mountain with the Black Well - Colored - Big River you know... if you wanna get literal.

        1 reply 2 retweets 91 likes
      5. Victoria  😜 On Demand Mischief Maker‏ @Kitten0409 May 23
        Replying to @bruguerran @crayoh @JuliannAndreen

        Colorado = Rojo = Red Coloreado = Colored

        3 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
      6. Bruno "Cambio climático" Guerra Napurí‏ @bruguerran May 23
        Replying to @Kitten0409 @crayoh @JuliannAndreen

        Oh yes. You're right. Although I would argue more than Red, Red-ish. Like when someone's blushing.

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      7. Victoria  😜 On Demand Mischief Maker‏ @Kitten0409 May 23
        Replying to @bruguerran @crayoh @JuliannAndreen

        That's the instance where we use either more often curiously. You could say that rojo is more formal-ish, while colorado is used when the speech pattern of the conversation is less so/more tongue-in-cheek, but it depends mainly on what you're used to use.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Bruno "Cambio climático" Guerra Napurí‏ @bruguerran May 23
        Replying to @Kitten0409 @crayoh @JuliannAndreen

        True. I also noticed, you're from Spain and I'm Peruvian, so we might be used to different definitions. (Y de paso, eso hace mas gracioso que hablemos en inglés por acá).

        3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      9. Richie the C‏ @RtotheTtotheC May 23
        Replying to @bruguerran @Kitten0409 and

        Me gusta esta conversacion. Estoy aprendiendo mucho.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Rick Vance‏ @Iwillnotbequiet May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump arrested for impersonating a President.

        10 replies 68 retweets 780 likes
      3. Buzz Hughes‏ @Hughesbuzzsaw May 22
        Replying to @Iwillnotbequiet @TheOnion

        Conduct unbecoming a human

        1 reply 2 retweets 51 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this satire? Has The Onion gone to straight news? I can't tell anymore!

        5 replies 8 retweets 273 likes
      3. Leonard James‏ @James36Leonard May 22
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Oh, this can't be real.

        4 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Bob M‏ @Bobmac6344 May 23
        Replying to @James36Leonard @donholley0 @TheOnion

        I hope its not real, but I don't know. If it's a joke, it's not funny to me. I got pissed when I read the headline. They way we are going, I wouldn't be suprised if this will or is happening. We have a dictatorial regime in the making. 😡

        5 replies 1 retweet 41 likes
      5. Leonard James‏ @James36Leonard May 23
        Replying to @Bobmac6344 @donholley0 @TheOnion

        It was fake from a thing called the Onion, which, apparently is a satirical media source. I had to ask around. Glad I am not the only person who didn't know. All the younger people think it's silly that we older folks don't know about it. Sigh...as if life was so simple.

        8 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
      6. Korby Siamis‏ @ksplanet May 23
        Replying to @James36Leonard @Bobmac6344 and

        I'm 63, I've been reading The Onion for decades.

        4 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      7. Leonard James‏ @James36Leonard May 23
        Replying to @ksplanet @Bobmac6344 and

        Really?! As I said, I have never heard of them until now

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Korby Siamis‏ @ksplanet May 23
        Replying to @James36Leonard @Bobmac6344 and

        You've been missing out!

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      9. Leonard James‏ @James36Leonard May 23
        Replying to @ksplanet @Bobmac6344 and

        Well, I intend to catch up !

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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