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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

    Philip Morris Releases New Single-Puff Marlboro Minis https://trib.al/Gc3nOHT pic.twitter.com/QxOjzTcmum

    10:19 AM - 22 May 2018
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    • Heyboy ! lexy pappas Will Lyberg h3RE 🇦🇲 DAN⚡ROB Jeffry Miller Prole Hunter ⚒ reagan f🌲 Anthony Hobson
    24 replies 109 retweets 715 likes
      1. M⟁ndy‏ @mandizzle1080 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awesome—perfect size for my toddler! Lol jk.

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      1. Max Johnson‏ @maximusjohnson May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        $11.99 a pack

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      1. OBKG ™️‏ @bklyn_g May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is actually a tight concept.

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      1. Dave Algonquin‏ @Drraskob86 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish this was real

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      1. Matt Watson-Power‏ @dragondrop May 22
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        I wish this wasn't an The Onion story.

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      1. Mad Squirrel Disease‏ @Maggie4Beers May 22
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        Heather Mooney already invented thesepic.twitter.com/T28IXEHL7j

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      1. Christopher‏ @3000mp May 22
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        I'd be on this like white on rice!

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 22
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        Saves you from spending money on ashtrays.

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      1. Yaymee‏ @Yaymee May 24
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        @VP A lifelong Hoosier here. Mike you told me cigarettes were not bad for me. Now fighting severe emphazema. Your advice really really sucks.

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      1. Just a Queekie‏ @_CloverSmile May 22
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        Yo onion, I get you probably do branded paid promotional stories and never explicitly disclose it, some are even funny.... is this the case here though? Viral marketing for tobacco?

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      1. John T‏ @Dunetraveller May 22
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        For those who are short on smoke break time. Brings new meaning to “I’m going to take A puff of a cigarette. Be right back.”

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      1. Ray Hobson‏ @dray_66 May 22
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        It is about time!

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      1. E_Basabe‏ @E_Basabe May 22
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        Now smoking 1.5 packs a day won't seem nearly as ridiculous! Thanks Marlboro!

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      1. Banastre Tarleton‏ @BloodyBan May 22
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        Also called “Fun size”!

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      1. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 May 22
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        Just what I was looking for to get me to smoke. I have been waiting forever.

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      1. The Source Whisperer‏ @Tahatan_Ahote May 22
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        When will they come out with loosies?

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      1. Gohavesometea‏ @gohavesometea May 22
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        pic.twitter.com/m5NvtvErcN

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 22
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        Are these for having after a quickie?

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