Hey, the onion has been reading my blog 
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How did you get my autobiography?
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Onion writer isn’t considered employment?
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Ms. Weathers...from hell’s heart...
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"It was the best of times ... it was the blurst..."
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Who's cutting the onions again
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Become an Employed miserable teacher
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Adam Smith said this is how it all ends. However, he was a terrible writer so most folks only got the gist.
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@Televassi thought you'd like this one lol -
Oh dear. Writing sounds like some literary version of The Ring. xD
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....shut up...
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STEM's where it's at, baby.
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