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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

    Well, Doesn't Area Businessman Look Dapper For His Big Flight To Philadelphia https://trib.al/PQSAMAV pic.twitter.com/JKPbwVFRdD

    5:50 AM - 22 May 2018
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    15 replies 152 retweets 1,586 likes
      1. the.effing.librarian‏ @effinglibrarian May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "And he's checked his watch, what, twice in the last minute? Every second of his time must be extremely valuable"

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He does look fully prepared for a cheese-steak.

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      1. Sanho Tree‏ @SanhoTree May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That photo is from DCA and only Trump officials fly that short hop to Philly — first class, of course.

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      1. Steve Currence‏ @essdotcurr May 22
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        Only the best for the Reading Terminal Market.

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      1. Courtney Noble‏ @courtneydnoble May 22
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        @substandardtest Business Man Doing Business

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      1. Germaine Schaefer‏ @GermaineABLS May 22
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        Big mistake.....Amtrak DCA to PHL is the only way to go, amateur hour.

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      1. Grigsby Crawford‏ @grigscrawford May 22
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        DCA!!!

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      2. Brian‏ @bcpfor3 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Steve_Thoughts 😂

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      1. pushkar samarkand‏ @psamarkand May 22
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        @RadioFreeTom would not think of this as a joke

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      1. Stu‏ @musicmaing May 22
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        Area businessman way way way way way way WAY way overdressed for Pennsylvania

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      1. Today's Nickname‏ @todaysnickname May 22
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        Fresh as hell.

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      1. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan May 22
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        Takin care of business, old school style!!😂

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      1. Jen’s evil twin in the attic 🎃 👻‏ @enoughisokay May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this before or after he gave a high maintenance diva coffee order to a barista and angrily asked “Do you know who I am?” #TuesdayThoughts

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      1. Evan Gill‏ @EvanGill12 May 22
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        Is this near my closest airport? Because he's getting a total number of 0 air miles from Philly to Philly

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      1. Vertigo214‏ @ViceChair214 May 22
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        ‘He’s a misogynist’

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