Oh @TheOnion, I fear that headline is incorrectly punctuated.
"Tips for planning a family:
• Vacation."
Much better.
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*they’re
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Tip #1- leave family at home
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Always give Mountain Due to your children before your ex-wife collects them. And a pot of Nutella.
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Area old hippy, checks pot friendly motels, pizza delivery, and closest dispensary to motel, and train station.
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