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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    Bill Gates: 'Trump Twice Asked Me About The Difference Between HIV And HPV' https://trib.al/nW1h8e6  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/iOMZa9eAc2

    3:12 PM - 21 May 2018
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      2. James Gatz‏ @JamesGatz1925 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't tell if this is satire or real life. Welcome to 2018.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Jimothy‏ @JimothyVS May 21
        Replying to @JamesGatz1925 @TheOnion

        This one is actually real life, as much as it hurts. This was actually asked twice.https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/bill-gates-says-trump-asked-difference-between-hiv-hpv-n875286 …

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      1. Jake West‏ @lordjakewest May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Watch out or Michael Cohen will fire another scary letter at you. 🔥

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘My laptop might have one of them’

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      1. Paul Jacob Hoff‏ @pjhoff80 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is completely in the know now. It’s one letter. That’s the difference. Give the POTUS his cookie now.

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      1. Kelly Ryan‏ @Kelly_Ryann May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        Pinocchio never asks a difficult question. He asks only to serve his agenda.

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      2. Rachael‏ @ayyRaquel May 21
        Replying to @WhiteAqibTalib @TheOnion

        The headlines write themselves, bro 😂

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      4. Ari Papermaster @MKEFilmFest‏ @aripapermaster May 21
        Replying to @WhiteAqibTalib @ayyRaquel @TheOnion

        I think this one is hilarious

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      6. Rachael‏ @ayyRaquel May 21
        Replying to @WhiteAqibTalib @aripapermaster @TheOnion

        "Everything is funny 'till it happens to you."

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC May 22
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        I used to ask Gates why Windows crashed like an Malaysian airplane.

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      1. Johnnie Walker‏ @marxiststartup May 22
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        You can’t get either from peeing on a Russian prostitute, can you?

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page May 22
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        Reminds me of the day my son went around boasting he just had an HIV shot. He has a brain injury. What's the President's excuse?

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      1. Barbara Mullin‏ @EmbalmaNana May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        He's a special kind of ignorant.

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      1. Charlotte dubois  ☮️ 🌱 🌿 💫‏ @duboischar May 21
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        He’s way too stupid.

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