I can't tell if this is satire or real life. Welcome to 2018.
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This one is actually real life, as much as it hurts. This was actually asked twice.https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/bill-gates-says-trump-asked-difference-between-hiv-hpv-n875286 …
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Watch out or Michael Cohen will fire another scary letter at you.
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‘My laptop might have one of them’
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He is completely in the know now. It’s one letter. That’s the difference. Give the POTUS his cookie now.
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Pinocchio never asks a difficult question. He asks only to serve his agenda.
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The headlines write themselves, bro

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I think this one is hilarious
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"Everything is funny 'till it happens to you."
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I used to ask Gates why Windows crashed like an Malaysian airplane.
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You can’t get either from peeing on a Russian prostitute, can you?
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Reminds me of the day my son went around boasting he just had an HIV shot. He has a brain injury. What's the President's excuse?
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He's a special kind of ignorant.
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He’s way too stupid.
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