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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 21
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        pic.twitter.com/KXVsmJMJ4q

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      1.  🐺‏ @jaytay777 May 21
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        Not a damn thing

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      2. Gary Craig‏ @KingCraig965 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is the point of this????

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      3. Zach Smith‏ @z_smith_poots May 21
        Replying to @KingCraig965 @TheOnion

        What is the point of anything, Gary????

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      1. Adam Webb‏ @automatari_ May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The truth is like a homeless person in the middle of town. Everyone sees them but very few know.

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      1. Glibtard‏ @BarefootNerd May 21
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        Dead people know.

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      2. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart May 21
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        Your physical body is recycled back into the environment. The electrical impulses that make up your consciousness will get swept up in the constant flow of cosmic energy. Your bits become bits of other things, but the individual personality is gone forever. No heaven, no hell.

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      3. Bootystank‏ @bootystank71469 May 21
        Replying to @Afford_the_Hart @TheOnion

        I think once you’re here, you’re here to stay. In one form or another. I’ll go a step further and say that the next stage is better than this one and so on and so on...I think life is eternal. Dead people represent empty egg shells, to put it crudely.

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      4. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart May 21
        Replying to @bootystank71469 @TheOnion

        You won't experience it. From your perspective you'll experience important memories to find catharsis, you'll hallucinate a bit, then everything just goes black, forever. You only get to live 1 life.

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      5. Bootystank‏ @bootystank71469 May 21
        Replying to @Afford_the_Hart @TheOnion

        I disagree.

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      6. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart May 21
        Replying to @bootystank71469 @TheOnion

        Cool, you have the free will to do that. But it's true regardless of your belief. Your atoms & energy recycle into other forms of life, but your personality is done. The highest form of life is #life. You are living it right now, the only experience you get. Don't waste it.

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      7. Bootystank‏ @bootystank71469 May 21
        Replying to @Afford_the_Hart @TheOnion

        I think it gets better after this. But, that’s why they call it faith. No one really knows.

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      8. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart May 21
        Replying to @bootystank71469 @TheOnion

        We do know actually. We can prove it mathematically. We've reached a point in our evolution where we can scientifically prove or disprove religion. Most deities have come up fictional. Your belief helps you get through the horrors of society, but it is only an idea, not fact.

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      9. Bootystank‏ @bootystank71469 May 21
        Replying to @Afford_the_Hart @TheOnion

        What if you’re wrong? What if they’re wrong? No one knows for certain, do they? Even Einstein said worshipping that which is moral and just that may or may not exist can do no harm.

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      2. Rob Major‏ @RobMajor4 May 21
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        Pretty sure tissue decomposition comes next.

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      3. Anthony‏ @Killinggoliath May 21
        Replying to @RobMajor4 @TheOnion

        and den?

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      5. Anthony‏ @Killinggoliath May 21

        Bogus...

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      2. Alcohol + Aphorisms‏ @ThusDrank May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pfft, I died in the middle of my life, it was very confusing going to work the next day.

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      3. LidoX Punch‏ @SerDuncanTheTal May 21
        Replying to @ThusDrank @TheOnion

        Ah, the infamous life(?) Of a modern Zombie..

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