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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    New Fad Diet Requires You To Stop Eating For A Full 5 Minutes Per Daypic.twitter.com/68kkIeAOLB

    12:34 PM - 21 May 2018
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    32 replies 199 retweets 1,087 likes
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      2. erica 🌼‏ @urm_erica May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wouldn’t do it, sounds dangerous.

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      2. w!cked‏ @dbmontana May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mikelikedimes knowledge 💯💪🏼

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. dont touch my Kanna‏ @mikelikedimes May 21
        Replying to @dbmontana @TheOnion

        I’m dropping this on people from now on

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sadness and Madness‏ @exxtra_thiqq May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too dangerous my blood sugars will go down too much

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *Does not apply in the US of A!

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      1. Joshua  🧛🏻‍♂️‏ @Jalalosh May 21
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        That’s too much of a commitment.

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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand May 21
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        Seems easy until you start.

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      1. a girl has no name.  ☮️‏ @spur4trish May 21
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        @Catzillagrading 😂

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      1.  🌹The Turbanator 🌹‏ @TRBN8D May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this like Ramadan but backwards?

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      1. Dad Friend‏ @SamTheSmartass May 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aleeexandra3 I wish I could tag Mom

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      1. John‏ @JohnDou16797007 May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop eating for 5 minutes ( as I finish a bagel and coffe). Madness I tell ya.

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      1. Brian Booooooo  🎃‏ @Bordo316 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Before it played, I was shown a commercial for M&Ms. Maybe I can make the next 5 minutes work.

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      1. NakanaDaniels‏ @NakanaDaniels May 21
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        You ask the impossible...

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      1. socialized health care‏ @DetroitQSpider May 21
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        not gonna happen

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      1. Jeff Kaos‏ @JeffKaos May 21
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        That doesn't include candy bars right? They're juat talking about regular food?

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      1. Ninon‏ @civilwarchick May 21
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        Stupid!

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      1. Len O‏ @LenO719 May 21
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        Nope !! Not Gonna Do It !

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      1. Corporate Bro‏ @TheRealCorpBro May 21
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        Thanks a lot, now I'm in trouble with HR for suggesting this to all the fatties in my office #JustTryingToHelp #LAYOFFIMSTARVING

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