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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    Desperate Starbucks Now Pleading For People To Masturbate, Use Drugs In Its Restrooms https://trib.al/9dob3il pic.twitter.com/U8mmsi7pEx

    12:03 PM - 21 May 2018
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      2. Matt’s Idea Shop‏ @MattsIdeaShop May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile I get this:pic.twitter.com/iTdKxGf8On

        3 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Rob Heaton‏ @robheaton May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Simultaneously?

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      3. Skyqon‏ @skyqon May 21
        Replying to @robheaton @TheOnion

        no, at the same time

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      1. destin loan‏ @destinloan May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Been doing it for years......

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      2. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 21
        Replying to @GeoBoy69 @TheOnion

        You can always leave.

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can do most anything in a Starbucks except bring in a coffee that you purchased from Dutch Bros.

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      1. Holiday Scott‏ @slewis3775 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Beats drinking that crappy coffee

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      2. Dapper Cardinal‏ @GobertOrGoHome May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only downside is actually having to purchase something at Starbucks to use their bathrooms.

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      3. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 21
        Replying to @GobertOrGoHome @TheOnion

        I think no purchase is required- that’s what changed.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they insist, well OK.

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      1. Axl Rows‏ @meathamper May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'll only masturbate and use drugs in Dunkin Donuts bathroom. I'm a man of principle.

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      1. jim palmer - Supreme Space Force Chief Justice‏ @spiv May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @Mel_lific

        What, never been to New York before?

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      1. Evil Red Kid‏ @_SOURKIDZ_ May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @0ryuge

        @MattsIdeaShop ? How did they use it?

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      1. Malcolm Kelner‏ @malc May 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/00faf449dd/starbucks-racial-bias-training … Hi, I'll forgive you for using our joke if you hire me. @2names1man

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      1. Paulo Ferreira‏ @toophat82 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's what they get for being too political it was a policy issue not racial. I'm white and I've been told to leave before for not buying something.This is normal in most establishments you can't even use restroom without a purchase but starbucks loves to score political points.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have they added a lotion dispenser ?

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      1. N'him‏ @M_naahim May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gullible people will believe this

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      2. jay palang‏ @PalangJay May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nonesense lie, anybody offer a place for people to use drugs could be charge for the crime. It is a BS

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. trundlestumps‏ @bensassymassey May 21
        Replying to @PalangJay @TheOnion

        It’s not real- satire.

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      4. jay palang‏ @PalangJay May 21
        Replying to @bensassymassey @TheOnion

        But so many people will take it as real & will have a negative impact on Starbuck's business & it is not fair

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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