My immediate thought after reading The Onion headline was "I thought they did satire, not straight news?"
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Too fucking real
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Breaking:
@TheOnion now more accurate than FOX News.pic.twitter.com/AIHTHOzV30
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I thought they might not want to contribute to the “crisis actors,” plot to take over the flat world and make the frogs straight.
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I see this as more of a prediction than satire.
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Are you guys just copying actual news now?
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Oh I get it...they're a right-leaning publication and therefore on the wrong side of the gun debate...and therefore indifferent about victims. Very clever, Onion
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Ahh yes, Ted Nugent...the standard-bearer of mainstream conservatism. Ted was critical of young activists so I guess all us conservatives are victim-hating attackers now...is that about right?
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*scrolls to Brietbart comment section* It just goes on like this..pic.twitter.com/2GAvjCTaAq
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OH SNAP
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Who do those victims think they are?
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Golden age of the onion
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This is not satire
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Where's the joke? Except for how this wouldn't work, I expect this to be something Breitbart would actually do.
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Shots fired
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