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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    ‘Breitbart’ Refusing To Release Names Of Mass Shooting Victims In Order To Prevent Them From Getting Attention https://trib.al/UDDXuwK pic.twitter.com/97dlCcmuOG

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      1. FavCurmudgeon‏ @riga_joe May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My immediate thought after reading The Onion headline was "I thought they did satire, not straight news?"

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      1. Hubris is a  💀Spooky 💀 Word‏ @D_r_G_o_n_z_o May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too fucking real

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      1. New conversation
      2. Sexton Hardcastle III‏ @TheSleazyLawyer May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breaking: @TheOnion now more accurate than FOX News.pic.twitter.com/AIHTHOzV30

        1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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      1. Politicians in Pubs‏ @in_pubs May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought they might not want to contribute to the “crisis actors,” plot to take over the flat world and make the frogs straight.

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      1. Toni-Marie Terry‏ @T0NIMARIETERRY May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I see this as more of a prediction than satire.

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      1. Brian Nicholl‏ @BrianNicholl2 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Always on pointpic.twitter.com/L9kqa8Bbe9

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      2. Justice Warrior‏ @alientblood May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you guys just copying actual news now?

        1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
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      2. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh I get it...they're a right-leaning publication and therefore on the wrong side of the gun debate...and therefore indifferent about victims. Very clever, Onion

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Your ad here‏ @youradhereDMme May 21
        Replying to @joseph11ag @TheOnion

        They wouldn't be wrong.http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/31/ted-nugent-parkland-gun-control-activist-no-soul/ …

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Joseph Gonzales‏ @joseph11ag May 21
        Replying to @youradhereDMme @TheOnion

        Ahh yes, Ted Nugent...the standard-bearer of mainstream conservatism. Ted was critical of young activists so I guess all us conservatives are victim-hating attackers now...is that about right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Your ad here‏ @youradhereDMme May 21
        Replying to @joseph11ag @TheOnion

        *scrolls to Brietbart comment section* It just goes on like this..pic.twitter.com/2GAvjCTaAq

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1.  🐾BanryuBigBadWolf 🐾‏ @BanryuWolf May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OH SNAP

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who do those victims think they are?

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      1.  🤔 👻‏ @wtente May 21
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        pic.twitter.com/wCTBeiisGd

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      1. John Miller‏ @Woofdidfly May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Golden age of the onion

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      1. Fran - Englebert3rd‏ @englebert3rd May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not satire

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      1. Isaac sez: Invoke-the-25th-Amendment‏ @WyrdestGeek May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where's the joke? Except for how this wouldn't work, I expect this to be something Breitbart would actually do.

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      1. คɭɭєภ ฬ๏кє‏ @AllenWoke May 21
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        Shots fired

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