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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    ‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience https://trib.al/2AGJeFB pic.twitter.com/63LuzFQGke

    10:30 AM - 21 May 2018
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    • Greg Slepak @taoeffect@mstdn.io Winona Sioux Maverick nobody Warwick Poole girl fieri Kevin Robb, spooky internet user TamTamOLam 🤷🏻‍♀️ Vote Tuesday November 6
    150 replies 3,288 retweets 10,686 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

        In the spirit of transparency, here is Mr. Cohen’s letter, printed in full: https://trib.al/2AGJeFB pic.twitter.com/HWAhxudr2d

        177 replies 1,631 retweets 6,055 likes
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      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

        .@MichaelCohen212, we will gladly delete this article, per your request, in exchange for influence over the president’s decision-making. https://trib.al/kFaMtd7 pic.twitter.com/07SaZyRhif

        264 replies 2,360 retweets 10,308 likes
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      4. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        In Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President https://trib.al/Nc537F6 pic.twitter.com/OvssFdaOpc

        21 replies 401 retweets 2,352 likes
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      5. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Say the word and this article will cease to exist.https://trib.al/HSmr2IP 

        26 replies 317 retweets 2,118 likes
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      6. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Someone as brilliant as yourself would certainly want this to go away.https://trib.al/nytlXkG 

        18 replies 253 retweets 1,946 likes
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      7. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We wish to call your attention to an article that could disappear just like that.https://trib.al/eJHsQv3 

        8 replies 132 retweets 1,401 likes
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      8. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Let’s state the obvious: We can make a deal to remove this negative coverage.https://trib.al/K9Pxm1W 

        11 replies 194 retweets 1,630 likes
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      9. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Please contact us immediately to discuss the removal of this commentary.https://trib.al/MVIJbuX 

        26 replies 256 retweets 1,677 likes
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      10. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We will take all actions to ensure a sweet deal for both parties can be made.https://trib.al/TQZU4QF 

        13 replies 141 retweets 1,297 likes
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      11. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 This disgusting piece of journalism could be gone in a matter of seconds.https://trib.al/itDOMUE 

        9 replies 114 retweets 1,222 likes
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      12. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 As the greatest lawyer in the history of America, you obviously understand that we must reach a compromise.https://trib.al/5eqSIEF 

        14 replies 132 retweets 1,283 likes
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      13. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We haven’t heard from you, Michael. Please assure us that we can still come to an agreement.https://trib.al/VWfWIva 

        10 replies 131 retweets 1,228 likes
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      14. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Please don’t make us have consequences.https://trib.al/E8P3PXR 

        8 replies 87 retweets 1,159 likes
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      15. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Thanks for visiting our home page. We could get rid of this one as a freebie.https://trib.al/60OKqjB 

        11 replies 109 retweets 1,086 likes
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      16. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 This unfair media coverage needs to go for the right price.https://trib.al/5zj0CCE 

        7 replies 97 retweets 1,020 likes
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      17. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We are trembling with fear at what you would do to us in court.https://trib.al/AeckEHG 

        12 replies 112 retweets 1,053 likes
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      18. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Our editorial board is starting to freak out. Let’s come to some sort of agreement.https://trib.al/JbdIHBi 

        8 replies 101 retweets 985 likes
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      19. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We are in awe of your masterful legal prowess.https://trib.al/b9ExzeE 

        6 replies 97 retweets 972 likes
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      20. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Oh, God, you’re running circles around us. We beg you to be merciful.https://trib.al/8zWtRaL 

        9 replies 98 retweets 979 likes
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      21. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Please don’t tell us we missed the memo saying we have a deal.https://trib.al/8FEFCOA 

        6 replies 94 retweets 995 likes
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      22. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 We have to admit that you are an incredibly tough negotiator.https://trib.al/8q0tUqb 

        11 replies 95 retweets 919 likes
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      23. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Let us state for the record that we take your threats very seriously.https://trib.al/e65eLXW 

        5 replies 77 retweets 822 likes
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      24. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Let’s work to together to fix this.https://trib.al/9BmaTn1 

        5 replies 66 retweets 743 likes
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      25. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 You should know that we have the goods to take down Mueller.https://trib.al/jJ0wkAY 

        2 replies 55 retweets 724 likes
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      26. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Do you want to come over and delete this one yourself?https://trib.al/A54CtDv 

        5 replies 81 retweets 870 likes
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      27. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Obviously, both parties are very keen to destroy the First Amendment.https://trib.al/fAHQu8r 

        7 replies 85 retweets 862 likes
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      28. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 22

        .@MichaelCohen212 Should we wait a couple days for the check to clear?https://trib.al/oWtYRSo 

        38 replies 145 retweets 1,378 likes
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      29. End of conversation

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