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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 21

    Family Wishes Dad Could Find Healthier Way To Express Emotions Than Bursting Into Full-Blown Musical Number https://trib.al/WBigKbG pic.twitter.com/1cSG03bZYv

    7:24 AM - 21 May 2018
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      1. Noodles‏ @GFNoodleyOne May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Twin Peaks vibe here...

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      2. Bloofeh‏ @Bloofeh May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In my experience he's either going to sing with that cane or beat you with it, pick your poison.

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      3. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas May 21
        Replying to @Bloofeh @TheOnion

        Maybe both? Looks like he's about to start singing "Cell Block Tango" and he's eager to get to the "He had it coming" part.

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      1. Dean of Students, Spag Union‏ @TuningBell May 21
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        "Strong men tremble when they hear it. . . ."

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      2. Zohmby Chompbrains‏ @JohnnyRompain May 22
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        @carissap14

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      3. Carissa‏ @carissap14 May 22
        Replying to @JohnnyRompain @TheOnion

        My future

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      4. Zohmby Chompbrains‏ @JohnnyRompain May 22
        Replying to @carissap14 @TheOnion

        True that. Also it reminds me of that video of your dad singing the Book of Mormon 😂

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      5. Carissa‏ @carissap14 May 22
        Replying to @JohnnyRompain @TheOnion

        😂 I am my father’s daughter (said like Anastasia in Still/The Neva Flows (Reprise))

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      1. Boz  🐉‏ @LadySmithBozos May 21
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        @KoalaKoves722 this will be u

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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads May 21
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        Not to mention the kids' college tuitions spent on dancing lessons.

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 21
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        🎶 There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world. There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame..... 🎶

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      1. Tyler  ☣‏ @Habanero_Enema May 21
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        @EricaMaeBHere idk I feel like this could be the healthiest way.

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      1. he’s a dead now‏ @ColinJCarlson May 21
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        @jbyoder you and i are alternately family and dad

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      1. low iq individual‏ @godlenv4 May 21
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        me too

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      1. ShadowSlayr22‏ @ShadowSlayr22 May 21
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        Bill Nye?

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      1. Noam Sane‏ @NoamSane May 21
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      1. Hugh Jayness‏ @JazzJimmie May 21
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        Or in my case, full-blown anger

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 21
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        Make people feel what your feeling inside. Share the Burdon of mental acoustic dribble that would otherwise be heard as you passing gas.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 21
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        With him, everything gotta be a production

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      1. J-Scoob‏ @Bully_Me_Boi May 21
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        @jess_sieck

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