I'm just happy to finally be above-average at something
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These numbers will change the way we think about everything. Humanity has shifted...
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Time to step it up!
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#GuinessWorldRecord One Mile Each Year With Pants Around AnklesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is why we don't win Olympic Medals
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@Jon_Schwarz The Onion does it again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And we say we're #1. I'm ashamed.
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In Canada, it's less than one kilometer.
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This is unacceptable. We have to try harder, America!
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Amateurs
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Ha! We Canadians got ya beat again, Yankees!!
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Not if they don't store extra tp in the bathroom.
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Guess I’m above average
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In what situation would you have your undies on but your pants around your ankles? go bare-assed or go home
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Clearly they didn't factor in teenagers from south Phoenix. They walk less then a mile with their pants up.
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I can believe that
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