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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 20

    Area Man Too Poor To Afford Movers, Too Old To Get Help From His Friends https://trib.al/E8JebTE pic.twitter.com/oAbNRiPNuR

    7:23 AM - 20 May 2018
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    • rosh varghese Jorge Hayduke soph 😪 Dreyton Sawyer preston gates UCT 007 Alex Ricke F. Moya Displaced African, MFA ✊🏾🇨🇷
    48 replies 528 retweets 5,270 likes
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      2. Hope Tracy‏ @HopeTracy71 May 20
        Replying to @JLUhlman @TheOnion

        Moving to a new place because the owners decided to sell... Don't even know where to begin finding college students... Can barely afford renting the truck. Doesn't have local friends because recently moved from another state.

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Keni‏ @KeniLF May 20
        Replying to @HopeTracy71 @JLUhlman @TheOnion

        If you're serious, you should consider going to Google Maps and typing in "college near me". Then you'll know where go to put up flyers on those campuses.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Hope Tracy‏ @HopeTracy71 May 20
        Replying to @KeniLF @JLUhlman @TheOnion

        Well, it was terrible but it's done now. Just 3 large pieces of furniture were troublesome that had to be moved on a Monday night the week before finals. The timing was bad, the notice was short. But the new place made it all worth it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Branden Patten‏ @BeepsOkay May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh Onion you’re dead on again... That perfectly sums up my next move lol

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      1. L I ⛧ M‏ @ActualLiam May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real

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      1. Lee Jerome Life‏ @onlyljlife May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is not funny. This is just a straight-up line.

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      1. Joey W.‏ @smplturnincrank May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trapped in a cardboard box of emotion

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      1. Marwan‏ @iMarwan May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndyRichter

        You guys are getting a little too close to the bone these days.

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      1. I’m Just Here So I Don’t Get Fined‏ @LBitter May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Time for him to become Mormon and call up the Elders Quorum.

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      1. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that hit me right in the reals.

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      1. Persia, My Dear‏ @persiamydear May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sweet spot

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      1. DJEddy‏ @Davejeddy May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes, it's my truck No, you can't use it

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      2. Kim.i.a(m)‏ @HalfmadK May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @anasinn us😂

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      3. Ana Sinani‏ @anasinn May 20
        Replying to @HalfmadK @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂 too accurate

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      2. ♛𝒟𝑒𝓁𝓇𝒶𝓎‏ @WhatThaDel May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @ToddRyder

        He look SHOOK🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. 1960 F100‏ @ToddRyder May 20
        Replying to @WhatThaDel @TheOnion

        But at least he doesn't have to drive an uber

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      4. ♛𝒟𝑒𝓁𝓇𝒶𝓎‏ @WhatThaDel May 20
        Replying to @ToddRyder @TheOnion

        RIGHT!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Cybele Knowles‏ @cybeleknowles May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for telling my stories.

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