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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 19

    Friend Group Completely Disintegrates Within 5 Minutes Of Graduation https://trib.al/yHNpCTq pic.twitter.com/0y64YEqKEU

    7:00 PM - 19 May 2018
    • 1,207 Retweets
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    • ayy lmao Ricardo Rivera Spooky Alex Christian Wise Ben Grapevine George Francisco Lechuga John Bruni sloane
    30 replies 1,207 retweets 8,321 likes
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      2. 🆈🆄‏ @9task9 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I could snap my fingers and half of the graduation class of 2018 would disappear.

        1 reply 0 retweets 46 likes
      3.  🎃Josk 🎃‏ @HeckingJosk May 20
        Replying to @9task9 @TheOnion

        Professor Stark I don’t feel so good.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. 🆈🆄‏ @9task9 May 20
        Replying to @HeckingJosk @TheOnion

        Professor?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Waluigi Time‏ @CockCockItsCock May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is so sad, can we get 50 likes

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      2. *the aaron*‏ @sayobyebye May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ziiYHQzOec

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      1. jenny‏ @jadc218 May 19
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        So harsh and so true.

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      1. SevenAngels From The Pacific C9‏ @7Angels__ May 19
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        Relatablepic.twitter.com/47V081AFXd

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      1. max358‏ @max358 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as they should. you never want to see those people again.

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      1. Jay Smith‏ @JaysonPaulSmith May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They still like each others insta posts.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey best wishes, I'll see you at the 75th Reunion, lol

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      1. ian lowe‏ @ianlowe1445 May 20
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        @AmyFogFalangi make sure you retweet this on 11th july

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      1. Micky Herman‏ @herman_micky May 20
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        RIP

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      1. Amir‏ @pwnage314 May 19
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        Peak satire.

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      1. Kellen O'Connor‏ @koconnor92 May 19
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        @awendell98 is this a subtweet

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      2. Kelsi‏ @keldel14 May 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_jjaammiiee bye

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      3. james‏ @_jjaammiiee May 20
        Replying to @keldel14 @TheOnion

        I’m acknowledging the receipt of this tag but not liking it. Thank you.

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