Parents at graduation celebrate their child making it all the way through school without getting shot
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They might use this at some point.
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Stop tormenting us
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Too real
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Nah the real part is parents sleeping in because your ceremony is “too early”
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Why y'all gotta put me on blast like this on my graduation day
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- Dear Onion. Do many readers just not get it?
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@ my parents next time
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That cuts deep, Onion, deeeep.
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I feel attacked
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Graduation to full time living in the basement.
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*only accomplishment
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This is going to be me in a few weeks
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HAHAHHA GODDDDDD
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All the unpurchased lottery tickets for this
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Ouch. Little close to home with this one...
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