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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 19

    Parents At Graduation Celebrate Child’s Last Accomplishment https://trib.al/iO79FF8 pic.twitter.com/puwfFg4F7x

    4:30 PM - 19 May 2018
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    32 replies 661 retweets 4,624 likes
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      2. vote them out‏ @dav50web May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parents at graduation celebrate their child making it all the way through school without getting shot

        3 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. Miguel‏ @SoundnVasion May 19
        Replying to @dav50web @TheOnion

        They might use this at some point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop tormenting us

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      2. Alec‏ @ahtocity May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too real

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Eirian Owen Perkins‏ @eowenp May 19
        Replying to @ahtocity @TheOnion

        Nah the real part is parents sleeping in because your ceremony is “too early”

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Eric‏ @mrmexicandude32 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why y'all gotta put me on blast like this on my graduation day

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      1. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue May 19
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        - Dear Onion. Do many readers just not get it?

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      1.  💔 🥞heartbreak pancake 🥞 💔‏ @schneidcomment May 19
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        @ my parents next time

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      1. Pephead Hellraiser‏ @PepenadorAVC May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That cuts deep, Onion, deeeep.

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      1. Its Giving Your Homie A Hug Season‏ @YourBoy_Moe May 19
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        I feel attacked

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      1. Sean R Parker‏ @SeanRParker May 20
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        Graduation to full time living in the basement.

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews May 19
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        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/05/03/GraduatesSurprisedbyDebts …

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      1. Kitty‏ @BestestKitty May 19
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        *only accomplishment

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      1. Armashuvitz‏ @armashuvitz May 19
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        This is going to be me in a few weeks

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      1. booClickClack  👻‏ @bClickClack May 19
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        🙈

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      2. gwyn hughes‏ @gwyndujour May 19
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        @AllyMoran #tish

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      3. Ally Moran‏ @AllyMoran May 19
        Replying to @gwyndujour @TheOnion

        HAHAHHA GODDDDDD

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines May 20
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        All the unpurchased lottery tickets for this

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      1. Smocky‏ @SmockyTubers May 19
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        Ouch. Little close to home with this one...

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      1. Reyson Pimentel‏ @reysonp May 19
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        😂😂😂

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