Hey, I'll take a street canvasser any day over an Amway seller
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Reminds me of the time I was walking through the mall and a cute Latina vendor called to me and held my hand. I thought this was the beginning of a new love story for me but it turns out she just wanted to sell me lotion. And I wasn’t even ashy. WHAT THE FUCK
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“Hi, ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am! Hi! Hi! Have a great day, ma’am!!!”
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Canvasser pretending to be an old friend: Hi! What's that you're listening to? What's that book in your hand? Looks interesting! Hey, hi, how's it going?
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@ShockinglyHuman was this you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You know, if you’re a Scientologist or a Trump supporter, you have to disclose that up front, right?
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Whip out the knob.
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Lmao
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