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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 19

    Prince Harry Gets Old Suit Tailored To Wear To Wedding https://trib.al/b1bnRLw  #RoyalWeddingpic.twitter.com/A7RYjGfxJT

    4:15 AM - 19 May 2018
    • 1,535 Retweets
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    121 replies 1,535 retweets 6,795 likes
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      2. Graham Linehan‏Verified account @Glinner May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and I'm no Royalist. I'm Irish, for one thing. But this is a swing and a miss. A really bad one

        15 replies 0 retweets 88 likes
      3. Ian David Hamilton‏ @ianhamilton1982 May 19
        Replying to @Glinner @TheOnion

        But didn’t Harry actually wear a Nazi uniform as a joke himself?

        1 reply 0 retweets 83 likes
      4. Graham Linehan‏Verified account @Glinner May 19
        Replying to @ianhamilton1982 @TheOnion

        oh, right. I thought it was making a point about the dodgy salutes and associations for last century. Well, in that case, it's just not a great joke.

        4 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      5. Henri Rousseau‏ @hjfrousseau May 19
        Replying to @Glinner @ianhamilton1982 @TheOnion

        It’s really not that bad. You just didn’t get the reference.

        3 replies 0 retweets 155 likes
      6. Graham Linehan‏Verified account @Glinner May 19
        Replying to @hjfrousseau @ianhamilton1982 @TheOnion

        it's hack, come on.

        5 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      7. cf‏ @c_funn May 19
        Replying to @Glinner @hjfrousseau and

        you really are no fun, graham

        1 reply 0 retweets 58 likes
      8. missingno.‏ @ben_clagger May 19
        Replying to @c_funn @Glinner and

        "It's not funny cos I didn't get it and I'm funny"

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Mike Knoll‏ @MikeatEase May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tasteless and ill-timed.

        9 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      3.  🦇Ed 'Old Creaking Door' Vivian 🦇‏ @TicklemeBender May 19
        Replying to @MikeatEase @TheOnion

        Why is it Ill-timed?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Mike Knoll‏ @MikeatEase May 19
        Replying to @TicklemeBender @TheOnion

        The man is literally standing at the alter right now.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5.  🦇Ed 'Old Creaking Door' Vivian 🦇‏ @TicklemeBender May 19
        Replying to @MikeatEase @TheOnion

        Well done.its a joke about the royal wedding. It would be weird to tell it after... It's actually perfect timing. You just don't like the joke. A joke based on something that actually happened and everyone forgot about.

        1 reply 0 retweets 74 likes
      6. Mike Knoll‏ @MikeatEase May 19
        Replying to @TicklemeBender @TheOnion

        The Brits haven’t forgot about WWII. I just think Nazi jokes are lower than poo jokes and it’s the guy’s wedding day! The Onion is global and it’s Stars and Stripes are showing here, I’d say.

        6 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7.  🦇Ed 'Old Creaking Door' Vivian 🦇‏ @TicklemeBender May 19
        Replying to @MikeatEase @TheOnion

        The Brits also haven't forgotten about when he dressed as a fucking nazi officer at a party. That is the joke.

        1 reply 1 retweet 94 likes
      8. Jeff Varisco‏ @RealJeffVarisco May 19
        Replying to @TicklemeBender @MikeatEase @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/uWlcGDA5cr

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      9.  🦇Ed 'Old Creaking Door' Vivian 🦇‏ @TicklemeBender May 19
        Replying to @RealJeffVarisco @MikeatEase @TheOnion

        Don't get me wrong, I wish the guy all the best and hope they are both happy. But don't mock a joke until you know why the joke is there.

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. dick snickers‏ @TheHoleyOne May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People are gonna get so mad at this 😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3.  🎃Gary Devenport 🎃‏ @Garebear__11 May 19
        Replying to @TheHoleyOne @TheOnion

        The people who are mad at this seem to either have no memory of when he actually did this, or are somehow okay with him doing it just because it's his fucking wedding day...

        4 replies 3 retweets 115 likes
      4. dick snickers‏ @TheHoleyOne May 19
        Replying to @Garebear__11 @TheOnion

        Pretty much yeah

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Byrd Heard It!‏ @ByrdHeardIt May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really?!? What the hell is wrong with you guys? This isn't even REMOTELY funny.

        27 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
      3. *rolls‏ @rodomlly May 19
        Replying to @ByrdHeardIt @TheOnion

        So, you don't find it funnypic.twitter.com/UIlv7Csp06

        0 replies 0 retweets 126 likes
      4. End of conversation

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