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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 18

    Simple Ways To Drink More Waterpic.twitter.com/eSi9q9iJbe

    6:10 PM - 18 May 2018
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    • GINGER PRINCESS Lao Huang (or Daniel, I suppose) MAVERICK jon Ho Ho Vishal P D Karen Mullinix ARGOTI C*ma
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      1. #betofortexas‏ @kosusnik May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another simple way to drink more water; while taking a shower, just sip some of the water thats spraying out of the shower head

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      2. Margaret Harrell‏ @Harrell58Maggie May 18
        Replying to @ZanderRamso @TheOnion

        There is.....

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      1. dave forbes‏ @Messenjah34 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😅 i must be dehydrated "reward yourself for drinking a glass of water with another glass of water" #H20jokes

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      1. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        track your water consumption on an app cause you can't do a goddamn thing on your own. Lololol😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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      1. Im gonna regret this‏ @izzyrose33 May 18
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        pic.twitter.com/37fHcC7g8a

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      1. Khanscott‏ @Khanscott May 18
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        How long has drinking water been a thing? I've been eating water my whole life!

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      1. the apple‏ @sosig_man May 19
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        Why are you tweeting this in Ramadan?

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      1. Kenan Turnbull‏ @foniker May 18
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        Dress up like a terrorist and when somebody waterboards you just laugh a guzzle guzzle guzzle.

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      2. Ric Flair's Ego‏ @TheNatureBoy_RF May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The app gag makes me think the Fit-Bit Fad, when people get 90% of their "steps" from shuffling their feet while sitting. But, were otherwise sedentary. Then discuss it as if 2000 extra steps a day(=to walking maybe 3/4 mile) offsets a 1500 calorie cheesesteak they ate for lunch.

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      3. Ric Flair's Ego‏ @TheNatureBoy_RF May 18
        Replying to @TheNatureBoy_RF @TheOnion

        They disgust me & it's atrocious how media & ads drive the "sheep" who can't figure a simple concept of "burn more fuel than you ingest", then you will not lose weight. The best thing for half the US these days would be getting a tape worm in their intestines.

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      1. HANNAH‏ @HannahPerrone May 18
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        @RachelBousselot

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      1. hello sir‏ @JackyChgan May 18
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        @sorryimcaleigh

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 18
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        Sweatin' to the Oldies.

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      1. Justus Feliciano‏ @JustusFeliciano May 18
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        I like to consume my water via osmosis.

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      1. Reality Bits‏ @Reality_bits4u May 18
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        Add it to your liquor!

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      1. name cannot be blank.‏ @Kek_Montag May 18
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        Hmm... sounds difficult.

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