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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 18

    Robinson Cano: 'I Deeply Apologize For Using Performance Enhancers To Make This Boring Game More Awesome' https://trib.al/LDtxSGa pic.twitter.com/OSvsyJGdSW

    1:09 PM - 18 May 2018
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    19 replies 424 retweets 2,580 likes
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      2. Stuart Sudak‏ @sadsamjones May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here’s an idea to make baseball less boring: Sell hallucinogenic drugs alongside the hot dogs and beer.

        2 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Erica Jones‏ @erica_jones May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AndyJonesLive @normej32 @therealjjo

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      1. Jokarr‏ @jokarr33 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even PEDs can't make baseball watchable. 😴

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      2. Rich Marshall‏ @ClearlyMarshall May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He tested positive for a banned substance, not a PED.

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      2.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .....of course it is boring to you and those of your ilk in that it is referred to as the "thinking persons game" !!pic.twitter.com/wGds6Q99kK

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      3. Tony Ruggio‏ @FightWriteArt May 18
        Replying to @eieioink @TheOnion

        Hit the ball as far as you can and run in a circle before the other team catches the ball over one of four plates in the sand...yeah, whole lot to think about right there. There's no art to it or anything to debate. It's fairly straightforward

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      4.  🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🐀 🐀Alberdda Rodentia 🐀 🐀 🇺🇸 🇨🇦‏ @eieioink May 18
        Replying to @FightWriteArt @TheOnion

        ....go flip some pizzas you dolt with 15 followers !!pic.twitter.com/j5ebW6zQbB

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think PEDs should be required for all sports, even ice fishing.

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      1. Joe Gardiner‏ @JosephUofM May 18
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        @cdubcenterfield

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      1. Linda Corets‏ @linder_seattle May 18
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        pic.twitter.com/1tlhMdwat4

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      2. Jeff Woodruff‏ @jwoodrff May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What would Babe do?

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      3. Amos‏ @FamousAmos34 May 18
        Replying to @jwoodrff @TheOnion

        Eat four hot dogs and sock a couple dingers

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      1. Susan metal. ( stage name )‏ @Susanmetal1 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Find something legal, from threapy sounds like a personality issue there's meds for that !

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      2. Erik DonFrancesco‏ @ErikTheDon May 18
        Replying to @SargentoM16 @TheOnion @JesseGladsaget

        It’s the Onion

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      3.  🦁  🇵🇷 Rafael Reyes  ✝️  🇺🇸‏ @SargentoM16 May 18
        Replying to @ErikTheDon @TheOnion @JesseGladsaget

        Lol

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      4. Erik DonFrancesco‏ @ErikTheDon May 18
        Replying to @SargentoM16 @TheOnion @JesseGladsaget

        Coño

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      5.  🦁  🇵🇷 Rafael Reyes  ✝️  🇺🇸‏ @SargentoM16 May 18
        Replying to @ErikTheDon @TheOnion @JesseGladsaget

        Lmao

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