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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 18

    Wisconsin Man Eats 30,000th Big Mac, Breaking World Record https://trib.al/xg1LZ25  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/WbCvvoVYeZ

    12:03 PM - 18 May 2018
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    • NaztyB11 Sr. Squib TS Ellen Scally chris camacho Qwertzy12 Bryan Shaver 🎃 deRailer A piece of paper
    16 replies 46 retweets 407 likes
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      2. CrackedSidewalks‏ @CrackedSidewlks May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should have been going to @kopps instead.

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      1. J.Fenton Peabody‏ @83501bpd May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I had known a world record was at stake, I would've started much earlier. It's going to be difficult now to catch up! I'll start at lunch.

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      1. alex i guess‏ @OracleTheGod May 20
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        Nice

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      1. Chief O’Brien‏ @BlakeSiefken May 18
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        *number of times

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      1. Suzy Sandor‏ @SuzySandor May 18
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        The number of times

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      1. Fundily Mundelly‏ @FundilyMundelly May 18
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        Is that Cheeto coloured fuckwad of a President of yours not from New York?

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      1. Paul Jacob Hoff‏ @pjhoff80 May 18
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        WTF Liz! If you don’t keep track, how will they keep track of how many have been served??? #ruiningitforeveryone

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 18
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        I thought and did the math. 30000/365days a year is 82 years. More than 1 a day I presume. All hail the new Ronald!

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      1. Michael Hempen‏ @Papalsin May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember when his ticker on the news read: Don Goske - Big Mac Enthusiast. I've dreamed of being enthused by something ever since. Way to go Don!

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 18
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        He then exploded sending mini big macs scattering all over the place like new-born baby spiders~!

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      1. Alex Thomson‏ @Athom571 May 18
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        I know a guy who ate 31000!

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi May 18
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        I think these were the last words he spoke to the EMT.

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      1. Spock's Nephew‏ @NephewSpock May 18
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        And for some unknown reason only his 29,999th large fries and Diet Coke.

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      1.  🎃HAUNTER____Lv68 🎃‏ @HAUNTER____Lv68 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wanted to try the new Quarter Pounder Charles Barkley makes look so delicious, paid for xtra slivers of onions, and received no slivered onions. My mercy prevails over my wrath.

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      1. richtuition‏ @richtuition May 18
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        This is direct competition for Keith Richards in "How do I defy the odds?"

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 May 18
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        He pees the secret sauce these day...

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