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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 18

    Study Finds Getting Smacked Right In The Mouth With A Goddamn Tree Branch Really Sucks https://trib.al/lqDFgal pic.twitter.com/KxxMW6Xfog

    7:21 AM - 18 May 2018
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    31 replies 437 retweets 2,287 likes
      1. PixelTheDragon‏ @PixelTheDragon_ May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't run through the forest, kids.

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      1. Piffweggy‏ @Yoggerino May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need proof these tests were real

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      1. Educ8tus 🐕ll‏ @Educ8tusAll May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        <scream-laughter!> It really does.

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      1. Tom Hardison‏ @SirTomToYouSir May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Try arguing this with a getting-smacked-with-a-tree-branch-in-the-mouth denier, though.

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      1. Johnnew Archibald‏ @SMGJohn_EU May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What the fuck is my tax money being used for? This is outrageous!! Instead of curing aids and game addiction you study how its like getting smacked by a goddamn pine branch. What is next? Wasting my tax money on gender studies??

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      1. Manwe  🌹‏ @_Manwe_ May 18
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        These results were unexpected.

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      1. The Shaved Yeti‏ @hanwitopa May 18
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        pic.twitter.com/oKxqvK3oVV

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      1. Brah Whoa‏ @brahwhoa May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My teeth hurt just from reading this.

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      1. Hey Jude  🌊 🌊‏ @69heyjude May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So does this.pic.twitter.com/KBSD8idPZP

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      2. Trash Daddy‏ @Biggest_Noodle May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truly tax money is going to great use

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      3. Stephen G  🎃 Bradley U!‏ @_Equin0x_ May 18
        Replying to @Biggest_Noodle @TheOnion

        By the way, this is a satire news outletpic.twitter.com/MOGHVTOm3N

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      4. Trash Daddy‏ @Biggest_Noodle May 18
        Replying to @_Equin0x_ @TheOnion

        Really I had know Idea. That's why I wrote a satirical comment

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      1.  🎃Josk 🎃‏ @HeckingJosk May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I could’ve told you that, and I’m not a scientist

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      1. Marty Mitchell Netting‏ @mmnetting May 18
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        😆😆😆

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      1. AKWarrior1394‏ @AKWarriorGaming May 18
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Wyze Wildfire‏ @Wyze_Wildfire May 18
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        👏🤣🇺🇸 LMAO

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      1. Hey Bartender!‏ @Seabee201 May 18
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        I'm not attached to this study, but am able to confirm this as 100% accurate

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      1. BUFFs and Beer‏ @frank_talon May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally confirmed. Now my friends might stop it!

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