The Republican dream!!
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
So apparently onion is moving to non-satirical news
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Onion plz
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
You mean these dollars Im holding aren't actually worth anything??
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
So funny
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
"If they want to keep their credit, theyll keep it that way" - Credit Bureauas
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Next
@TheOnion story should be... Thousands of environmentalists gather to protests the goddess Kilauea, for her excessive greenhouse emissions and reckless disregardful for climate-change.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
So...student loans?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

