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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "I just didn’t like the look of him, lurking around in that apron, and then he came right up to me, pulling out a pad of paper and asking if I would like anything to drink."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/997206896049360896 …

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    Woman Nervously Reaches For Cell Phone As Suspicious Black Man Tells Her Today’s Soup Is Minestrone https://trib.al/xG4uegD  pic.twitter.com/qiKuNObVgr
    5:46 PM - 17 May 2018
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      2. Rich Salt‏ @Richbytes May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @NeimaJokes

        pic.twitter.com/6z2FHORWnI

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      1. Black Gold ⚜️Texas Tea‏ @Sainttea12 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We are now living in a time when real news are ridiculous and The Onion is on point.

        0 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
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      2. LW‏ @lwinward May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who knew @TheOnion would be our best truth in 2018.

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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      1.  💀 DJ Gorey Eeek!  💀‏ @Djloriee May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Forking hell its way too real 🤬

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. muckly‏ @Brpron1 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The nerve I bet he had the audacity to breathe.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. America's A Woman‏ @ILuvMyAfro May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spot on

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      1. Dana Timmons‏ @dana_timmons May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I always have my cell phone pre-dialed to 9-1, that way if I see a suspicious black person approach, I only have to dial 1.

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      1. Rock head‏ @resistthrumusic May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh man The Onion is going to help this country back on track

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      1. Black Cheeseburger‏ @BlackCheesebur1 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "He then said that it contained spices like basil and oregano. Spices? I just had to call the police on him."

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      1. Anna Evenstad‏ @arevenstad May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Aww man it’s terrible how close this is to reality nowadays

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      1. Jill StaMike‏ @t_enchanter May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, the state of our national unity is all but nonexistent.

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      1. OneThingRight‏ @PamelaHope55 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love how you guys make jokes about your jokes ☺️ pretty funny and smart way to do it

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      1. Infinity War Against Bigots and Fuckbois‏ @aka_ajp May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And to make matters worse, she went on to make a bad parody video of "This Is America."

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lenny Bruce is proud and laughing somewhere.

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      1. Trey Bates‏ @pbates1 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @AmyBrenneman

        Is that the girl from Rouge One?

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      1. Garrett M. Scott‏ @Garrett_M_Scott May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @xoxoslc

        This joke made possible by rampant racism in America. The Onion makes me laugh while my heart weeps.pic.twitter.com/cci88vrTKN

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