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We are now living in a time when real news are ridiculous and The Onion is on point.
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Who knew
@TheOnion would be our best truth in 2018. - 1 more reply
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Forking hell its way too real
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The nerve I bet he had the audacity to breathe.
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Spot on
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I always have my cell phone pre-dialed to 9-1, that way if I see a suspicious black person approach, I only have to dial 1.
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Oh man The Onion is going to help this country back on track
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"He then said that it contained spices like basil and oregano. Spices? I just had to call the police on him."
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Aww man it’s terrible how close this is to reality nowadays
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Sadly, the state of our national unity is all but nonexistent.
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I love how you guys make jokes about your jokes
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And to make matters worse, she went on to make a bad parody video of "This Is America."
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Lenny Bruce is proud and laughing somewhere.
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Is that the girl from Rouge One?
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This joke made possible by rampant racism in America. The Onion makes me laugh while my heart weeps.pic.twitter.com/cci88vrTKN
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