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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Report: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming https://trib.al/Qj8C8hV pic.twitter.com/OgDec4L0RY

    3:42 PM - 17 May 2018
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    67 replies 659 retweets 2,932 likes
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      2. Andrew Shveda‏ @AShveda May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this the Onion or a GOP position paper?

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. PR Lodestar‏ @PR_twit May 17
        Replying to @AShveda @TheOnion

        Is there a difference?

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. DBMWalker‏ @dbmwalker May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nope, all that weight in the water instead of on land would cause the land to float higher.

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      2. Interrobang The Spooky‏ @ThatInterrobang May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WpQBUjpi7c

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3.  🎃 👻 Spooky󠁧 Titoist ☭󠁢󠁥 🦀‏ @MemeIdeologist May 17
        Replying to @ThatInterrobang @TheOnion

        Is that real

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Interrobang The Spooky‏ @ThatInterrobang May 17
        Replying to @MemeIdeologist @TheOnion

        Absolutely

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      5.  🎃 👻 Spooky󠁧 Titoist ☭󠁢󠁥 🦀‏ @MemeIdeologist May 17
        Replying to @ThatInterrobang @TheOnion

        The American Republican Party is a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Interrobang The Spooky‏ @ThatInterrobang May 17
        Replying to @MemeIdeologist @TheOnion

        No it's ok, he's very smartpic.twitter.com/X4JGOidhsK

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. TOverhauser‏ @to221w6 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And what if they each brought a rock..

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      1. Michael J. Jansen‏ @MichaelJJansen May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...and then when you add all the rocks and boulders that @mobrooksforsen says are falling in, it could rise another two feet obliterating NYC, and all of Florida.

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      1. cathy regish‏ @bonoforpres May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And my God, what if they all pee in the ocean? That's going to add at least another six inches.

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      2. jac 🎃b‏ @jacobjargon May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this feels like a @karencheee tweet

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      3. Karen Chee‏ @karencheee May 17
        Replying to @jacobjargon @TheOnion

        omg honored, i love this

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      1. Aleksei Stakhanov‏ @AlekseiStakhano May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Luckily the earth is flat so any excess water will just spill over the (ant)arctic ice walls.

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      1. Yo Paulie‏ @PaulAufiero May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only in American waters, the home of the Super Size Me

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      1. Circle Trigon‏ @CircleTrigon May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @StarfleetPop

        I think it's safe to say that any non colloidal particles added to a glass, bucket or pond of water will raise the volume level. I think Guam and Hawaii have greater worries.

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      1. Hey Jude  🌊 🌊‏ @69heyjude May 17
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        pic.twitter.com/UgG4ps4cY3

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      1. G J‏ @Vet47Army May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DeeDissy

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      1. A. Marmot  🌱Underground 🌱‏ @_Anunnery May 17
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        @RepMoBrooks please confirm

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