Is this the Onion or a GOP position paper?
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Is there a difference?
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Nope, all that weight in the water instead of on land would cause the land to float higher.
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Is that real
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Absolutely
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The American Republican Party is a joke.
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And what if they each brought a rock..
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...and then when you add all the rocks and boulders that
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And my God, what if they all pee in the ocean? That's going to add at least another six inches.
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this feels like a
@karencheee tweet -
omg honored, i love this
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Luckily the earth is flat so any excess water will just spill over the (ant)arctic ice walls.
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Only in American waters, the home of the Super Size Me
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I think it's safe to say that any non colloidal particles added to a glass, bucket or pond of water will raise the volume level. I think Guam and Hawaii have greater worries.
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@RepMoBrooks please confirmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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