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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    George R.R. Martin Promises Fans ‘The Winds Of Winter’ Is Nearly Started https://trib.al/7ZFB768 pic.twitter.com/s1LscNgxPj

    2:40 PM - 17 May 2018
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    • B Christopher Weights N Glory samantha Ruairi jess Void Voyage (Adam) penny’s MINM Chile Shawn
    113 replies 1,594 retweets 5,600 likes
      1. Al Swearengen‏ @RealPeterman May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let George party ...pic.twitter.com/q1bfE5n6w4

        0 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
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      2. Carly Lundin  🎃 👻 🎃 👻‏ @Carlyylra May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is supposed to be satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 51 likes
      3. Todd Packer‏ @ToddPacker14 May 17
        Replying to @Carlyylra @TheOnion

        This is literally the 1000 time I've read that comment on The Onion's tweets since following them a few months ago. How do these stupid jokes still get likes?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Carly Lundin  🎃 👻 🎃 👻‏ @Carlyylra May 17
        Replying to @ToddPacker14 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tFWUoKLijz

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. S3rios‏ @S3riosly May 17
        Replying to @Carlyylra @ToddPacker14 @TheOnion

        I mean the guy has a point. How long can you keep making the same stupid joke before it just gets old? Making that comment is essentially just explaining the whole point of satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Carly Lundin  🎃 👻 🎃 👻‏ @Carlyylra May 17
        Replying to @S3riosly @ToddPacker14 @TheOnion

        I don't look at Onion comment sections, dude. And you'd figure people would have better things to get mad about than a stupid joke.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. S3rios‏ @S3riosly May 17
        Replying to @Carlyylra @ToddPacker14 @TheOnion

        You'd figure people would have better things to do than to reply to critical comments on twitter, and yet here we all are. If you believe that there are "better things to complain about" then stop replying and go address those things instead if they're so damn important.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Carly Lundin  🎃 👻 🎃 👻‏ @Carlyylra May 17
        Replying to @S3riosly @ToddPacker14 @TheOnion

        Lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Andrew McLean‏ @DrewBotMcLean May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one hurts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      1. Old account‏ @oldprofileDWC May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember when the showrunners were racing GRRM to see who could make #6 first? We were so naive

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      2. Michael shanks‏ @MichaelBLSfan May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        By the time it comes out most of us fans may not care anymore.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. peeus...‏ @peeus821 May 18
        Replying to @MichaelBLSfan @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I don't even care anymore. 😒

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Charles Lewis‏ @OthelloDenver May 17
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      1. Chagres‏ @ChagresPTY May 17
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      1. Juan Scarelos  🇨🇴‏ @ImJustMe1979 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Belongs in R/Nottheonion

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      1. Isaac Monterose‏ @SweetChigurh May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Half-Life 3 of fantasy novels

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      2. chris steinhauser‏ @chrissteinhaus1 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @benshapiro

        @joey_fulghum are you pumped?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Joseph Fulghum‏ @joey_fulghum May 18
        Replying to @chrissteinhaus1 @TheOnion @benshapiro

        I will be dead and gone before this book comes out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Seth Easterly‏ @eastofseth May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe that Lucky Logan joke woke him up.https://youtu.be/Nwa6xgIZCv8 

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