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The Onion is supposed to be satire.
This is literally the 1000 time I've read that comment on The Onion's tweets since following them a few months ago. How do these stupid jokes still get likes?
I mean the guy has a point. How long can you keep making the same stupid joke before it just gets old? Making that comment is essentially just explaining the whole point of satire.
I don't look at Onion comment sections, dude. And you'd figure people would have better things to get mad about than a stupid joke.
You'd figure people would have better things to do than to reply to critical comments on twitter, and yet here we all are. If you believe that there are "better things to complain about" then stop replying and go address those things instead if they're so damn important.
This one hurts.
Remember when the showrunners were racing GRRM to see who could make #6 first? We were so naive
By the time it comes out most of us fans may not care anymore.
I don't even care anymore. 
Belongs in R/Nottheonion
The Half-Life 3 of fantasy novels
@joey_fulghum are you pumped?
I will be dead and gone before this book comes out.
Maybe that Lucky Logan joke woke him up.https://youtu.be/Nwa6xgIZCv8
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