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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Mohawked Rex Tillerson Warns U.S. Democracy Threatened By Plutocratic Fascist Pigs Fucking Over The Working Man https://trib.al/Ec3RDNy pic.twitter.com/D1xkv7U3bN

    2:09 PM - 17 May 2018
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    • Oscar Pagan susansandwiches pretty darn upbeat about things SWCE87 Bry punk rock trucker KseniaYS Lilythakie Berry
    73 replies 1,214 retweets 4,755 likes
      1. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        T-REX!

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      1. Paige R. Penland‏ @paigerpenland May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been waiting years for you to top your "Holy F*cking Sh*t" 9/11 coverage, and as we inch closer toward a full-on Nazi/Handmaid's Tale fascist state, it's really going to happen, isn't it? I'll be sad when ICE executes you for thought treason, but it's going to be EPIC.

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      1. I am the Gate I am the Key‏ @imtheg8imthekey May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This, but unironically

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      1. ray‏ @raymondmcandrew May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion beat you to the scoop @REALpunknews

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      2.  🌋 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕠𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕒‏ @KilohanaKona May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1K9pVevLZD

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      3. Walk Softly‏ @BiglyPissed May 17
        Replying to @KilohanaKona @TheOnion

        Kermie! Say something!!!

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      2. Steve Buroojy‏ @burooj119 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will he be touring as the next iteration of Black Flag? Like 2 aren't enough?

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      3. blurbfly‏ @blurbfly May 17
        Replying to @burooj119 @TheOnion

        Well, at least you can't accuse them of collusion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Steve Buroojy‏ @burooj119 May 17
        Replying to @blurbfly @TheOnion

        For the record...I preferred "Flag"....

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      5. blurbfly‏ @blurbfly May 17
        Replying to @burooj119 @TheOnion

        No contest.

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      6. Steve Buroojy‏ @burooj119 May 17
        Replying to @blurbfly @TheOnion

        And I am old enough to have seen them lead by Henry Rollins in the early 80s...after Keith Morris moved to the Circle Jerks...oh the good ole days...

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      7. blurbfly‏ @blurbfly May 17
        Replying to @burooj119 @TheOnion

        I just missed Black Flag, but saw Rollins Band in '87. First song, huge skinhead next to me busted his brow on a return, splashing me with blood. Good times :)

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      1. Christopher Trott‏ @spacerust May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sixpack!

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      1. Rugaru‏ @RouGaRoou May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion has become less funny and more prescient with the current administration we have in place.

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      2. David Tyler‏ @Ardhen723 May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @crampell

        you see.. see what the Onion is reduced to.. they gotta go so hyperbolic to satirize this f'd up admin that next they'll have to use headlines like "Trump declares war on Pluto, not the planet, the Disney character"

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      1. Michelle Hylton‏ @chelliehylton May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @SimonMaloy

        Dying!!! What's woke Rex's shirt say?!?!?😂😂😂

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      1. Chris Brueske‏ @chrisbrueske May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd start a band with him.

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