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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Senate Intelligence Committee Confirms From Testimony That Donald Trump Jr. Has No Knowledge https://trib.al/iomXNIx pic.twitter.com/iWtj5IFaRq

    12:36 PM - 17 May 2018
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    Donald Trump Jr.
    44 replies 615 retweets 3,156 likes
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      2. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I could've told them that.

        1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
      3. Gregory Jones‏ @Gregory99902922 May 17
        Replying to @tombuchanan271 @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        BOOM,🎤 DROP LOL😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
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      1. A series of characters‏ @Afford_the_Hart May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        You guys are the only news source I need.

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      1. Seb H. Miller‏ @shebmiller May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Alternatively: Madame Tussaud's wax figure of Donald Trump Jr. more coherent than human version

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        The entire family looks dead behind the eyes

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      1. Nick‏ @holl_nh2 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Even Fox News concurspic.twitter.com/GfnFktNQt8

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      1. Mech0T1‏ @Mech0T1 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Don Jr. Is like GOB in arrested development, he knows absolutely nothing, but knows too little to know it. @goldengateblond @SeanMcElwee

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      1. genaro‏ @jenaro_boyerman May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Ooo got em

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      1. Jonathan‏ @JonnyBoyFrance May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Well played @TheOnion, I just snorted my Cuba Libre all over the shop!

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      1. Tobin‏ @tobinband May 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        The Trump Whitehouse is the Onion’s biggest competition.

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      2. Yerocha‏ @Yerocha May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Ironically that's the type of world leader Hitchhiker's Guide says is ideal. No knowledge = no bias. Jr seems like he hit a roadblock on the way there, though.

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      1. Annika‏ @desari May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        How about has no brain.

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      1. Andrew Ebbs‏ @dundrumboy62 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Theres a Face for the Guinness Book of Records Slapfest or Liar Liar Me Pants On Fire

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      1. lords Culter‏ @lordycults May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Had a sneaky suspicion about that.

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      2. pearlintheoyster‏ @WoodlandBrad May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        ...or penis.

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      2. chris s‏ @hugoobrock May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr

        I'm saving my best for last. Donald Jr 2024ish said the Trump. Sad!pic.twitter.com/i9fyISFmcg

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      1. Bud‏ @BudGothmog44 Jun 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @cook_robert_l @DonaldJTrumpJr

        Well that’s true enough!

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