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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Oprah Winfrey Breaks Record For Most Appearances On The Cover Of ‘O Magazine’ https://trib.al/0C05NMW pic.twitter.com/tNzOkcuGRO

    12:05 PM - 17 May 2018
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    41 replies 318 retweets 2,414 likes
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      2. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        its her own magazine chief so she would be on the cover. learn

        3 replies 2 retweets 41 likes
      3.  🕹️Voodoo Lounge Games  🎮‏ @voodooloungegm1 May 17
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @TheOnion

        Satire. Learn.pic.twitter.com/kNibSpN9vn

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed May 17
        Replying to @voodooloungegm1 @TheOnion

        never heard of it chief. Run along off the feed

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      5.  🕹️Voodoo Lounge Games  🎮‏ @voodooloungegm1 May 17
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @TheOnion

        I'm not on your feed, Chief. I'm on The Onion's feed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. AP‏ @YouCantFindMe19 May 17
        Replying to @voodooloungegm1 @Nedsfeed @TheOnion

        He said “the feed” not “my feed” therefore never taking ownership maybe learn chief

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2.  🕹️Voodoo Lounge Games  🎮‏ @voodooloungegm1 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Original holder of the record...pic.twitter.com/eHbel087UM

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Not Elon Musk‏ @ladyswarley May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Greeneyeliner lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ofniles‏ @saruhzzz May 17
        Replying to @ladyswarley @TheOnion

        Hahahahaha I LOVE it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sumon Hasif‏ @sumonhasif May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey :) I will make cartoon from your photo. It's digitally art by hand, no apps, no plugin, all colored. I also draw for any occasion: Profile photos Logo Gift to someone Couple anniversaries Logo or ect. check my extra gig for other option https://www.fiverr.com/s2/f189f42f57 pic.twitter.com/hpVsa1AMvI

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      1. Emma Winch‏ @EmmeWinch May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Her massive ego cannot be contained.

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      1. BK‏ @DallasMale1970 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leave Oprah alone. Lots of people put themselves on the cover of their own magazine every month. It’s a totally normal thing to do.

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      1. Lavida Rei‏ @LavidaRei May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am actually beginning to believe that it's not Oprah on these covers. Her real-life body looks nothing like the ones her head is placed on in these photos.

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      2. Fabulous Italian Gangstars‏ @BLU3Univers3 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        O

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      3. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 May 17
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        O

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      1. Todd Haynes‏ @todd1648 May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Followed closely by @TheEllenShow Ellen

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      1. anna garrs‏ @certual May 19
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        She owns it - so it’s not surprising

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very picky who they put on the cover. How they let her on there so many times I will never know. Must be connected to someone at the top.

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