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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Everything You Need To Know About The Royal Wedding https://trib.al/zena04K pic.twitter.com/yBnnrjLAHW

    11:03 AM - 17 May 2018
    • 66 Retweets
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    • ☠️Metal Godz☠️ YAZ’ Michael Oxlonge Jeremy Nicholas Joe Russell adjunct cemetery prof💀⚰️ George Clooney Minty Sergal Razael
    21 replies 66 retweets 229 likes
      1. Popper‏ @PoppertheCat May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The definitive source. Thank you.pic.twitter.com/QzSCmdldfw

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      2. lawprofblawg‏ @lawprofblawg May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I really hope this links to a blank page.

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      3. Tim Brannigan‏ @tim_brannigan May 17
        Replying to @lawprofblawg @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Hby4qtZcbo

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      1. spooky josh‏ @josh_groves May 17
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        Thank godpic.twitter.com/sHELzHeoYR

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      1. Sanjay Jain‏ @aartisanjay May 17
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        I am just afraid @realdonaldtrump would like to marry 4th time just to have a parade ! #RoyalWedding

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      1. The Colon‏ @thecolonnews May 17
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        https://www.thecolonnews.com/single-post/2018/04/20/WomanKnowsEveryDetailofRoyalWeddingNothingAboutUSGovernment …

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      1. Debbie Does Deep State‏ @Exasper8ed May 17
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        So, nothing, then?

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      1. d t ptak‏ @dtptak May 17
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        Absolutely nothing.

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      1. Arnaud Longatte‏ @blackxander May 17
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        Finally, everything I was wondering, answered!!

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock May 17
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        MMGAWSOD = Make Marriage Great Again While Staving Off Divorce

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      1. Randall ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @8_21_6_6 May 17
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        this wedding is blatant Cultural Appropriation !!!

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius May 17
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        "Everything I needed to learn about the royal wedding I learned in 1775-1783." They seem nice enough, I wish them all the best.

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      1. bob560‏ @bob560 May 17
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        You are not invited. Go back to work. One less click. You are welcome.

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      1. Andy Spader‏ @SunshineSpec May 17
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        rich people like to waste money #savedyouaclick

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      1. J.D. Douglass‏ @Blackwater52 May 17
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        Those 10 or 20 Americans who are not familiar with the British royal family should bone up on the details by watching "The Windsors" on Netflix. Learn who Beatrice & Eugenie are, what knickers Camilla prefers and what is it about Pippa's callipygian arse?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5692740/?ref_=nv_sr_1 …

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      1. Aasiya Pandith‏ @aasiyapandith May 17
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        I really don't want to know anything about it! 🙄 Sick of these 'Royal Wedding' posts! Just let them live in peace & give us some peace too! Please! 🙎🏻

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