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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    Furious Meghan Markle Can’t Believe Harry Hasn’t Told Family She’s Black Yet https://trib.al/V3k04DB pic.twitter.com/btWEMzSTJR

    9:30 AM - 17 May 2018
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    55 replies 447 retweets 2,586 likes
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      2. Hadrianus‏ @HadrianAD122 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChinnyHonk

        What’s worse is that she hasn’t told her family that he’s ginger.

        2 replies 5 retweets 73 likes
      3. NESRINE- AL SAYED‏ @sophia_sayed May 17
        Replying to @HadrianAD122 @TheOnion @ChinnyHonk

        SHE HAS FAMILY ?? DIDNT KNOW THAT !!!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Teddy Thunderbolt‏ @TeddyThundrbolt May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        already saw this moviepic.twitter.com/M7ZhIr6BAU

        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
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      1. NESRINE- AL SAYED‏ @sophia_sayed May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is SHE WHAT WE CALL THE FAIR LADY ?? HOW FAIR ?? MEANS LESS BLACK COLOUR ?? OR NOT SHINING BLACK???

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      1. Kali Desu‏ @KaliDesuAU May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Harry knows she will share.pic.twitter.com/88hwzzYCfA

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      1. joe.m‏ @joeman42 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And she's made of plastic

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      1. Comedy Plaza‏ @comedyplazauk May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @KristenGBaldwin

        Did you know what she is having for her Hen Do Dinner tonight? Check out more fun behind the Royal Wedding Scenes#comedyplazaukpic.twitter.com/fyHpmoIISb

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      1. Maggies Drawers‏ @ricoher27 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        shes mixed, big difference

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      2. Beth Torres‏ @BethBethNYC May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She looks Latina to me.

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      1. RG4PoliceReformNow‏ @RenagadeGirl May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TGeKZBaeUd

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      2. #R9SZN 🐉‏ @histoRIHc May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nicbchara7 wtf hahahaah articles these days

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      1. batochir byambadorj‏ @usabyamba May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lie

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      1. Terry O'Connell‏ @Toco1973O May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, they might not have told prince phillip. Because, you know.

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      1. vcc‏ @wheetz May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nobody believes this.

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      1. Wyze Wildfire‏ @Wyze_Wildfire May 17
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        👏🤣🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/qIc50Full1

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      1.  🇬🇧 Cheese Gestapo  🇿🇼‏ @laughingdrag May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Holy shit. I'm just now realising that she's pretty light. If I wasn't told she was half black, I'd probably think she was just a white woman with a modest tan.

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