Mothers Day Card Mailed https://trib.al/8A6ohSB pic.twitter.com/HrboGlJliK
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A three act play
A thrilling trilogy of love, heartbreak, and betrayal. Truly the magnum opus of our time.
Thank you for closing the loop, I can finally rest.
come on mom at least recycle it
Damn, @TheOnion , are you okay? Do you need to talk to someone?
Please note that the card wasn’t a Bald Guy Greeting Mother’s Day card. Ours don’t get thrown away until mid-August.
Rude
Recycle please!
please recycle
at least she got a Mother's day card. I didn't. but come to think of it I don't have any kids maybe that's why. 
a heartbreaking trilogy of love, hope, and crushing defeat
BS. Mother's day cards are generally kept in a drawer for several years until they are placed in the trash
Well shit
A thrilling conclusion to an epic saga
*gasp* oh the humanity!
don't tell hallmark
A tragi-comedy in 3 acts.
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