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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

      Mothers Day Card Mailed https://trib.al/8A6ohSB pic.twitter.com/HrboGlJliK

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    2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

      Mother's Day Card Finally Arrives https://trib.al/yDg51YL pic.twitter.com/1qNb8KIpc7

      13 replies 132 retweets 1,826 likes
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

      Mother's Day Card Thrown In Trash https://trib.al/EWK0BQe pic.twitter.com/n6o76Vtcxs

      8:55 AM - 17 May 2018
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      • Rational Nihilist Sarah s(cary)noun Croutons 4 Life MastaJags Carlos Balazs Chew Cinaedus Geralt of Rivia
      22 replies 145 retweets 1,963 likes
        1. Matthew Wheatley‏ @matthewheatley May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          A three act play

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        1. Zack‏ @Zackof198Trades May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          A thrilling trilogy of love, heartbreak, and betrayal. Truly the magnum opus of our time.

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        1. Fady Tawadrous‏ @PharaohFady May 17
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          Thank you for closing the loop, I can finally rest.

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        1. Chanse‏ @chanse May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          come on mom at least recycle it

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        1.  👻𝕽𝖚𝖌 𝕭𝖚𝖗𝖓 👻‏ @its_tyrian May 17
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          Damn, @TheOnion , are you okay? Do you need to talk to someone?

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        1. Bald Guy Greetings‏ @BaldGuyGreeting May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Please note that the card wasn’t a Bald Guy Greeting Mother’s Day card. Ours don’t get thrown away until mid-August.

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        1.  🥔head‏ @russellbatata May 17
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          Rude

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        1. BaroqueBanjo‏ @Baroque_Banjo May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Recycle please!

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        1. drew‏ @drewlew_13 May 17
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          please recycle

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        1. Pickles‏ @Picklesswagaron May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          at least she got a Mother's day card. I didn't. but come to think of it I don't have any kids maybe that's why. 😄

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        1. sophia 🌹‏ @kwsoph May 17
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          a heartbreaking trilogy of love, hope, and crushing defeat

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        1. Nope‏ @Ouch_MyFace May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          BS. Mother's day cards are generally kept in a drawer for several years until they are placed in the trash

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        1. Vulgar Desperado‏ @tweetsforlori May 17
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          Well shit

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        1. comedy genius known worldwide‏ @Bullfrogg_ May 17
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          A thrilling conclusion to an epic saga

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        1. Dimitrije_Lukovski‏ @dezurni_idiot May 17
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          *gasp* oh the humanity!

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        1. glas‏ @cleclerc11 May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          don't tell hallmark

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        1. XK‏ @xk_tweets May 17
          Replying to @TheOnion

          A tragi-comedy in 3 acts.

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