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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 17

    All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight https://trib.al/Hjjm8n9 pic.twitter.com/j0lwFF57gA

    7:17 AM - 17 May 2018
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    • steph 🤠🎃 Shan Fran nothing creative s(cary)noun kevin Croutons 4 Life StatusQuoBlows Brandless Fanfare
    15 replies 115 retweets 1,236 likes
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      2. Kmarko‏Verified account @Kmarkobarstool May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BarstoolTrent

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Trent‏Verified account @BarstoolTrent May 17
        Replying to @Kmarkobarstool @TheOnion

        Don't I know it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 67 likes
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      1. Jason Fitzpatrick‏Verified account @jasonfitzpatric May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "But enough about Tim's Nobel Prize... did you know he was 12 pounds 9 ounces and came out sideways?"

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      2. Sean McCaul‏ @seanmccau May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @_McCaulmemaybe is this relatable to you

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      3. Marco‏ @almostabear May 17
        Replying to @seanmccau @TheOnion @_McCaulmemaybe

        How hefty was he

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      5. Sean McCaul‏ @seanmccau May 17
        Replying to @_McCaulmemaybe @almostabear @TheOnion

        乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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      2. JT‏ @jtblueblanket May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where’s his left ear?

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      3. 1UpJohn‏ @1upjohn May 17
        Replying to @jtblueblanket @TheOnion

        I was asking myself the very same question.

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      1. Tom McIntosh‏ @Coat98 May 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Will_McIntosh hahahahahahahahahahahaha Matthew

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      1. Polish Jew‏ @largetoegrease May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My brother

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        26 pounds IS pretty impressive.

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      1. Jimmy Jump‏ @JimmyJump90 May 17
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        @nickwiger

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      1. Wee-Sayings‏ @SayingsWee May 17
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        Well you know what they say. The bigger the birth, the bigger the girth.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is he Jeffrey Dahmer’s brother?

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      1. SmokeyQuartz‏ @RobinWr45516677 May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All from Jan, year 2015? 😂

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock May 17
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        I was a big baby. My mom blames me for her varicose veins. I then blame her for my years of therapy.

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      1. Megan Lally‏ @Megslal4 May 17
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        Lol!!!! 😂 I can totally relate ;)

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob May 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's even more amazing..he was 9 weeks premature...

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