A young Lou Holtz was asked by his mother what he wanted to be when he grew up. “A garbage man,” was his answer. Why a garbage man? “Because they only work on Thursdays...”
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The Onion is now verified. My life is complete
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He's making an offering to the garbage gods. Once a week you give your waste to the Envoys of Dump. This protects you from realizing just how many resources humanity is wasting every day...
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My recycling gets picked up every Thursday so most Thursdays it rains. Weird.
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Cleaning out his home of what he thought were Trump facts.
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Coincidentally. Neighbors reporting police blow the lid off of local trash can thief..
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What nonsense.
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atheists place their bags of trash outside on Wednesday night
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What a weirdo
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Alternate headline for that photo: "Suspicious Man Puts Black Plastic Bag Outside House Every Thursday" and that can be read any which way you like.
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Adjacent Article: People from Local Township Notice Sharp Uptick in Neighbors Taking Extended Vacations
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The unbuttoned button-up over a t-shirt look should have been ditched pre-9th grade, guy.
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