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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 16

    Waters Tested As 12-Year-Old Says ‘Shit’ In Front Of Mom For First Time https://trib.al/asT2ipt pic.twitter.com/ulOwkcwM6j

    7:44 PM - 16 May 2018
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      1. Clifton Johnson‏ @cliftontjohnson May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember testing those waters many years ago. They were ICY.

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      1. Joey W.‏ @smplturnincrank May 16
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        But the F bomb is still a mutual destruction, don't drop it kid

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 May 16
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        it's okay because he wants to be a sailor when he grows up.

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 May 17
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        I was never this brave

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      1. Kadesh Hendricksen‏ @TheDOTKU May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My Mom raised me to believe that people who get all upset over those words are the childish ones and typically just complain about it to try to have control over others.

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      1. laura meier‏ @frenzy_meier May 17
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        Ralphie! Bar of soap time!

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      1. OneBucFan47‏ @OneBucFan47 May 17
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        Report, Area Boy Sentenced to 3 Days in Maximum Security Bedroom

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      2. Patrick Van Der Werf‏ @Patrickothewerf May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Very late bloomer.

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      1. Johnny Smite‏ @DullExcitement May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ah yes I remember my first time trying thatpic.twitter.com/4zTrR4xZLj

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      1. Rick ☆‏ @Particle_Zen May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kid is lucky it was "tested waters". First time I said "Shit" in front of my mom, she beat it out of me.

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      1. L. R. Evans  🐚 🌊  ❄‏ @LLynnevans May 17
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        RIP

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      2. Brandon Dorbert‏ @Dorby1988 May 16
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        The whole idea of not being allowed to cuss is stupid. If I have children and they want to cuss, I will be fine with it. I would still tell them to not do it in front of most people in public since society is still uptight about it, but in front of me I will have no problem.

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      1. Cindy Basha‏ @CindyBashanator May 22
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        He could get away with it if he did his chores

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      1. Unrelated‏ @sublett2326 May 17
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        I hope it went over ok

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      1. Richard B‏ @rijun14 May 17
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        Next he should try saying ‘shit’ in church during prayer time.

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      1. Fasika Addis‏ @addis_fasika May 17
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        Me at 12 years old lol

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      1. HoustonCanuck‏ @CanuckInHouston May 17
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        My proudest moment was when my beautiful then-14 yr old daughter said "fuck" in front of me for the first time. Finally I was be free to say "fuck" again!! We both swear a lot.pic.twitter.com/OmtVuwn56t

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