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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 16

    Monaco Teen Doesn’t Want To Fall Into Townie Life Of Being Billionaire Race-Car-Driving Playboy https://trib.al/FnZ1D26 pic.twitter.com/UTfeGQVgab

    5:16 PM - 16 May 2018
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      1. Aisling‏ @Ash_OLeary May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like the plot to a teen soap I’d binge. Does he choose the princess or the common girl from a family of millionaires.

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      2. Sam Lind‏ @slind47 May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kayzee72 same type of townie you find in Appleton.

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      1. Tyler Grommesh‏ @TylerGrommesh May 17
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        Why does he have ghost legs?

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      2. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 16
        Replying to @inakibusquets @DennisLoDolce1 @TheOnion

        That's exactly what John Hagee would say

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      4. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 16
        Replying to @inakibusquets @DennisLoDolce1 @TheOnion

        Exactly, he's a terrible person

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      1. John Fischer‏ @Yinzer_man May 17
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        Is that Ben Schwartz?

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 16
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        A dime a dozen make them chump change. When the money makes the money what else is there to do? Spend it like a fool.

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Billionaires are parasites

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 May 16
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        Sounds like the plot for a reboot of Breaking Away.

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 16
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        pic.twitter.com/irIh2p8ZMv

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 16
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        Yeah, yeah, yeah......about 2500 years ago a guy named Siddhartha Gautama had the same existential crisis..... well anyway

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      1. Anthony O'Brien‏ @occono May 16
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        Is this an advert for Monaco

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      1. T ☮M‏ @thomasdfournier May 16
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        What to do, what to do... 🤔

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      1. Holly Lebed‏ @hollyjo713 May 16
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        Hilarious

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