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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 16

    Supreme Court Votes 7-2 To Legalize All Worldly Vices https://trib.al/Saw1Do4 pic.twitter.com/ZSJALEFyQj

    9:41 AM - 16 May 2018
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    • 𝕰𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 StatusQuoBlows Carlos Balazs 𝖀𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖇𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 Darth Gregori Jared Dank Kushner Andrew Maddox Phillip Carver Evan Darling
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      1. ~M‏ @ChefMisMis May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its about time!

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally we can all agree on something! No more needless name calling and fighting on both sides.

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      1. Michael‏ @mjmgop May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Purge just got real! 😱

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      1. Tapio Koivisto‏ @manprasad May 16
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        I hope not, where's the fun in that?

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock May 16
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        What happens in the court stay's in the court as they implement Vegas rules

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 16
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        Kieth Richards will finally get a good nights sleep.

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally..... years of vice training will now be taken to a new level due to this validation and recognition.🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

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      1. Remy‏ @RemyVorender May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like a bandaid. Let's do this!

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      1. The Great Device AKA The Great Rectangle‏ @TheGreatDevice May 16
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        😍😍😍

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      1. Marc Von Schmidt‏ @vonitsoneway May 16
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        WOW !

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      1. Dub Mac‏ @dubmcc May 16
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        Leave it to the stinking onion...pic.twitter.com/2ZqnnuF7M4

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      1. Tige Gibson  🇺🇳 🇨🇦‏ @Tachyx May 16
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        Bribery isn't a vice.

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      1. SteveinTexas‏ @Texas_Steve_Wis May 16
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        Oddly enough the 2 dissenters were Clarence Thomas and Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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      1. THEO‏ @TeddyKGB May 16
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        Evangelicals are just like Trump: flatter them with a perfunctory show of political power, and they'll roll over and do whatever you want.

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      1. OnceUponATime2018‏ @ChrisDEnHd1 May 16
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        Ironically, I'm number 420 to ♥️ this.

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      1. Tighe Carroll‏ @TigheCarroll May 16
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        if only....

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob May 16
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        Who were the two spoil sports ?

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