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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 16

    Postal Service Unveils New Line Of Stamps Honoring Americans Who Still Use Postal Service https://trib.al/PJUnEv3 pic.twitter.com/xiMDOihVAd

    5:02 AM - 16 May 2018
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      1. Julie M does not need you to explain it to her‏ @exurbanmermaid May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will there be a Jeff Bezos stamp? 😎

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      1. roberta trew‏ @Trew1Trew May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😊How about a stamp to honor those who send a few lightweight candies&toys to nieces in England & have to pay $20 to send a few ounces?

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      2. ebadfd‏ @ebadfd May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But only dead people are allowed to be on stamps.

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      3. jackson‏ @GacksonJackson May 16
        Replying to @ebadfd @TheOnion

        RIP my man Cody

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 16
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        Area retiree, still waiting on jet powered, bathtub sub, he ordered from Boy's Life Magazine circa 1963. Could arrive any day now!

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      1. Lisle Weaver‏ @lisleweewee May 16
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        @NottartsKram The Strattons

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      1. WorthingtonPost‏ @PostWorthington May 16
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        "Not The Onion"

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      1. Fran Jablway‏ @WolfMamaKitchen May 16
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        Where's my stamp? I should be on there!

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      1. AJ Dolphin‏ @aj_dolphin May 16
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        @UncleSmuck79 @CjHarmon15

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      1. steffen  🤠‏ @KeroKeroDeVito May 16
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        it's a great album ok

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      1. Superdude‏ @bwrich64 May 19
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        This would make a great stamp picture!pic.twitter.com/GiEqfFhhIT

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      1. Gummies and Scotch‏ @GummiesnScotch May 18
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        All six of them. ✉️

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      1. grab them by the midterms‏ @JenniferArrow May 16
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        My 5yo likes to mail notes to his grandparents who live seven miles away.

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page May 16
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        What?!! No Jeff Bezos???

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      1. MATTHEW MAGUIRE‏ @MATTHEW72081434 May 16
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        What?.....send letters?.....are you insane?.....have you never heard of "Paper Cuts"..... are those children wearing saftey gear that send those letters?

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      1. Andrew Sawvell‏ @AndrewSawvell May 16
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        @UhhYeahDude better have a Seth Romatelli in there

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      1. DesiInCT‏ @DesiInCT May 16
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        Cody? Cody is still using postal service?

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      1. Jenny B‏ @JEBrown413 May 16
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        I’ve seen all of these people writing checks at the grocery store. Well, not Cody

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      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 May 16
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        🙋🏻‍♀️pic.twitter.com/BAtDkUJtFC

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