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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

    Venus Horrified After Finding Millions Of Nude Pictures Of Herself On Internet https://trib.al/vTt069f pic.twitter.com/O1J557fitC

    12:42 PM - 15 May 2018
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    • Julie Courtwright - Queen of Rats and Crows 🎃🐁🐀 madds 💛 prolie tariat M. Elizabeth Nurre Modern Witch 🌙🥀🏳️‍🌈 Kaitlyn Kreeger Golemon Nando Dodel հɑղղɑհ ¨̮ snippers 🏳‍🌈
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      2. Issy‏ @issyelliot May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Botticelli, the original revenge porn guy

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      1. Natasha_St‏ @Natasha_Stf May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and that's what happens when you upload your pictures on Cloud

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      1. Lisha (Scarlet & Gray Witch) 🧙🏻‍♀️ 💚 🦁 💖 👸🏻‏ @LishaMosure May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic!!!pic.twitter.com/4FJZHABQiU

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      1. Barbara Philippa Evans‏ @barbarapevans May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is absulutley shocking! Do people have no respect for others privacy? Disgusting! I hope the people who did this to that poor woman gets thier just deserts!

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      1. €ĦΔĐ‏ @chadwisegucci May 15
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        @kmariekincaid is this u?

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      1. Amyimbrescia‏ @bluebookamyi May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #hughhefnercollection

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      1. Steve Holt‏ @Steve_Holt11 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Venus! Wait until she sees Uranus!

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, when she insists on ditching her blue jeans what does she expect!

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      1. Dakinilover 🏹‏ @Dakinilover777 May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @romepix

        Worshiping beauty and nakedness had a spiritual component and was something more than just desire. Now, both those who look at nakedness and those who are outraged by this aspect of our nature, are nothing more than dumb primitive beasts.

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      1. Charles Bonnar‏ @CBrex617 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hephaestus got that revenge porn, what you expect, troll forcibly marries a beautiful woman, course she gonna chase after every nubile shepard and hero she could.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom May 15
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        She shave and get a tan? Looking kinda pale with neither blade or shovel in hand. She came unarmed, must be a lover. Wits lost undercover.

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      1. Mike Gargano‏ @mgargano May 15
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        revenge porn. i let everyone see her open clam.

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile May 15
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        Man, I know what that’s like... makes ya feel real naked in public when ANYBODY starts that “Where do I know you from”

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      1. JOSE DURAN‏ @PEPSILUCHE May 15
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        thats what i call porn revenge!

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      1. judstin‏ @JV_PITT May 15
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        Wait, that’s Neutral Milk Hotel

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