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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

    IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child https://trib.al/Iut4IP1 pic.twitter.com/rZnnBrFnDP

    11:40 AM - 15 May 2018
    • 9,577 Retweets
    • 20,453 Likes
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    446 replies 9,577 retweets 20,453 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. AnalyseAbhishek‏ @abhishekthakur May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One wonders what the parents of the infant wanted by bringing her to a violent protest...

        59 replies 4 retweets 136 likes
      3. Grin and Barrett‏ @barrett_rand May 15
        Replying to @abhishekthakur @TheOnion

        Victim blaming is gross

        16 replies 10 retweets 1,988 likes
      4. Paul Z.‏ @zoll_p May 15
        Replying to @barrett_rand @abhishekthakur @TheOnion

        Bringing an infant to a riot led by terrorists: Grosser.

        37 replies 2 retweets 178 likes
      5. Palestine‏ @OccuPalGaza May 15
        Replying to @zoll_p @barrett_rand and

        Protest not riot. Many families came to mark the day because it is a sad day for us. You obviously choose not to see the full picture.

        6 replies 10 retweets 241 likes
      6. Paul Z.‏ @zoll_p May 15
        Replying to @OccuPalGaza @barrett_rand and

        You came to a violent riot to mark the day? Really bad judgement on your part.

        5 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Palestine‏ @OccuPalGaza May 16
        Replying to @zoll_p @barrett_rand and

        Again, not a violent riot . You can try as much as you want but you can't change the fact Israeli occupation mowed down protesters indiscriminately.

        2 replies 1 retweet 69 likes
      8. Sean Strife‏ @strife_sean May 16
        Replying to @OccuPalGaza @zoll_p and

        If it were a riot; there would've been dead Israelis. Last I heard, there were no dead Israelis because, you know, it was a peaceful protest.

        4 replies 3 retweets 56 likes
      9. Bee‏ @ota_mendy May 16
        Replying to @strife_sean @OccuPalGaza and

        Thats wrong , there was this Israeli sniper who shot at a boys head but missed his shot ! He died of sadness , that makes it one dead Israeli

        0 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2.  💚Natapepe 💜‏ @natapepe1 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfollowing.

        13 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
      3. We Should Be Better Than This‏ @kerstetterjohn May 15
        Replying to @natapepe1 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/NmaSptFZza

        3 replies 4 retweets 1,864 likes
      4.  💚Natapepe 💜‏ @natapepe1 May 15
        Replying to @kerstetterjohn @TheOnion

        I know.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5.  💚Natapepe 💜‏ @natapepe1 May 15
        Replying to @natapepe1 @kerstetterjohn @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/4pU7ybPE7U

        3 replies 10 retweets 60 likes
      6.  💚Natapepe 💜‏ @natapepe1 May 15
        Replying to @natapepe1 @kerstetterjohn @TheOnion

        I can't understand satire today. I am crying.

        5 replies 0 retweets 103 likes
      7.  👻 🎃Sherry 🎃 👻‏ @lamb_sherry May 15
        Replying to @natapepe1 @kerstetterjohn @TheOnion

        The satire is to bring attention to & open the eyes of, those in denial. Those that feel deeply about what's going on - it's painful to realize others are so willfully blind or just don't care. @TheOnion is fighting the good fight & this is aimed at the uncaring.

        16 replies 24 retweets 941 likes
      8.  💚Natapepe 💜‏ @natapepe1 May 15
        Replying to @lamb_sherry @kerstetterjohn @TheOnion

        I know 👍

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      9. The Undead King of Spooky Style‏ @champagnepocky May 15
        Replying to @natapepe1 @lamb_sherry and

        it's just a modest proposal

        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
      10. 1 more reply
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      2. Maya Winters‏ @MayaWintersSMS May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know it's only supposed to be a joke, but with what's going on it's distasteful.

        55 replies 2 retweets 81 likes
      3. Radically Sane  🙂 🔪‏ @Zaf____ May 15
        Replying to @MayaWintersSMS @TheOnion

        That's the point.

        1 reply 5 retweets 2,147 likes
      4. Fuck‏ @AltSprite May 15
        Replying to @Zaf____ @MayaWintersSMS @TheOnion

        Hey I was gonna type that

        3 replies 0 retweets 88 likes
      5. Radically Sane  🙂 🔪‏ @Zaf____ May 15
        Replying to @AltSprite @MayaWintersSMS @TheOnion

        Tough luck 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 99 likes
      6. Fuck‏ @AltSprite May 15
        Replying to @Zaf____ @MayaWintersSMS @TheOnion

        This social networking service is ruthless

        1 reply 0 retweets 223 likes
      7.  🌹The IPPC Report  👻 🌎 🔥‏ @Dispatchula May 15
        Replying to @AltSprite @Zaf____ and

        full-contact linkedin

        1 reply 6 retweets 180 likes
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