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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

    Netanyahu Announces Day Of Mourning For Fence Damaged In Yesterday’s Conflict https://trib.al/Fe1uaEI pic.twitter.com/fH7S4K7WbJ

    10:46 AM - 15 May 2018
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    150 replies 3,426 retweets 9,985 likes
      1. Selton Kullivan‏ @DarthRevanWoad May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Truly heartwarmingpic.twitter.com/tYRQj33G1O

        0 replies 7 retweets 78 likes
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      2. LAD‏ @LADFLEG May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6e9qsWgepD

        1 reply 17 retweets 156 likes
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      2. Caroline Baum‏Verified account @cabaum1 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is sick, not funny.

        50 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Rainy Day‏ @goingtothe5dee May 15
        Replying to @cabaum1 @TheOnion

        Please cry more

        1 reply 1 retweet 147 likes
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      2. Aaron Hartley‏ @AaronXavierH May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you can always trust the onion to obscure antisemitism with satire

        15 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 May 15
        Replying to @AaronXavierH @TheOnion

        You can always trust apartheid apologists to hide behind antisemitism accusations whenever Israel is criticized

        0 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
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      2. Karen MacDonald‏ @mshopemac May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @questar1959_ron

        Mourning for the FENCE. Are you kidding me? What about the people killed?

        4 replies 3 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Steve Kemble‏ @RealSteveKemble May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @SconnieBrad

        pic.twitter.com/We3gRRExFP

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      1. John Beynon  🌹‏ @johncbeynon May 15
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        John Beynon  🌹 Retweeted The Onion

        Damn. @TheOnion is hitting it hard. Thoroughly Swiftian.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/996446828286693376 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Netanyahu Announces Day Of Mourning For Fence Damaged In Yesterday’s Conflict https://trib.al/Fe1uaEI  pic.twitter.com/fH7S4K7WbJ
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      2. Spooky Scribe 🌹‏ @Scholarly_Mind May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God damn, The Onion has gotten really hardcore since they unionized.

        1 reply 1 retweet 37 likes
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      2. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 May 15
        Replying to @barakyitzhaki @TheOnion @frak001

        Why don't you like your PM if this offends you more than he does? It doesn't seem to be his explicit disregard for Palestinian life

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
      3. barak yitzhaki‏ @barakyitzhaki May 15
        Replying to @blueherring32 @TheOnion @frak001

        He is corrupt. Hamas does not have any regard to the lives of their own people, Lying to them and promissing them a peacful protest while doing et they can to ensure bloodshed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 May 15
        Replying to @barakyitzhaki @TheOnion @frak001

        Is that what you tell yourself so you don't feel bad about what your military did to them yesterday?

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      5. barak yitzhaki‏ @barakyitzhaki May 15
        Replying to @blueherring32 @TheOnion @frak001

        Do you tell yourself Hamas is helping their own people or hurting them? be honest to yourself. You already use an alias so dont worry they cannot hurt you or yours!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 May 15
        Replying to @barakyitzhaki @TheOnion @frak001

        Here's the IDF shooting a 19-year-old boy running away from the buffer zone. Explain to me why he needed to die.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqm5Z3MXdJo …

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. barak yitzhaki‏ @barakyitzhaki May 15
        Replying to @blueherring32 @TheOnion @frak001

        Cannot expain any better than you can why Hamas is using women often children as human shields. 19 yr old is an adult. Neither of us have seen what he did prior to running back.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Single Payer Now | Abolish ICE | Boycott Israel‏ @blueherring32 May 15
        Replying to @barakyitzhaki @TheOnion @frak001

        "There must be a reason it's okay to kill someone who's running away from you. I don't know what it is, but I beleive he deserved to die." And you wonder why people hate your country.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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