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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

      Worst Man-Made Disasters In History https://trib.al/IZrQZL9 pic.twitter.com/mIhC2ZDdz3

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

      The Onion looks back at the worst man-made disasters in modern history. https://trib.al/IZrQZL9 pic.twitter.com/lsaYTmJKPe

      10:13 AM - 15 May 2018
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      • crasshtrassh Jack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎃 Jack Baker Average Joe 🌹 Sam Cox Konrad Daniel fon Spookenburg 👻🎃🌹 Summi Comrade Alex 🚩🏴 👻
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        1. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 May 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Oil companies discover just how little empathy can be had for Earth, humans, and all the other animals that live on her

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        2. The Cryptillionaire Dude‏ @Jwitt777 May 15

          When was it?

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        1. Sam 💯‏ @ButtheadBet May 15
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          Exxon Valdez

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        1. Less Whine More Tines‏ @a9ymous May 20
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          Humans have been risking their lives to stop pipelines from being built lately and fighting to protect ANWR and other places from drilling for decades. Near miss, but I guess it's hard to pack "lack of political will to hold big oil to any rules/standards" into a quip.

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        1. JC Francois‏ @noirextreme May 16
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          ... unless it affects Wi-Fi

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        1. Believe1‏ @Cha1nReact May 15
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          What about The Donald, one man disaster making machine?

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        1. US of Post America‏ @USofPostAmerica May 15
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          Turns out Gulf of Mexico eco system is very resilient.

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        1. Spook E-$‏ @AntiSeagulls May 15
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          Is this the entire thread....just Deepwater Horizon?

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