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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

    Pink Jersey Proves That Woman Is Sports Fan, Yet Also Retains A Certain Femininity https://trib.al/IKRx4dz pic.twitter.com/85owNazKTu

    9:32 AM - 15 May 2018
    • 742 Retweets
    • 5,937 Likes
    • lex Jack Sadler Paul Routh anna George Adams Shan Fran amelia Autumn 👻Cyrus👻
    38 replies 742 retweets 5,937 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pink jersey proves merchandisers only offer Pepto Bismol-colored apparel for female fans

        2 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. Chris Higgins‏ @chiggin1 May 15
        Replying to @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/h572Wsbbxy

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Dennis Guilder‏ @Geraldmrbaz May 15
        Replying to @chiggin1 @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Just looking at the sales labels. Do you Americans have to take a mathetician with you when shopping to work out if it's a good deal. Sheesh.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Chris Higgins‏ @chiggin1 May 15
        Replying to @Geraldmrbaz @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Grin in that same store the clerk rang something up wrong. I told her she made a mistake and the item was on sale for a third off. She went back and checked and told me I was wrong and it was it was 33 % off. I apologized and thanked her for correcting me

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Dennis Guilder‏ @Geraldmrbaz May 15
        Replying to @chiggin1 @MichelleyM @TheOnion

        Reminds me of a news item I watched earlier when the presenter said that 50% to 2/3 of people.........I hate it when they mix up percentages and fractions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM May 15
        Replying to @Geraldmrbaz @chiggin1

        pic.twitter.com/7ghr1OEu3s

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Chris Higgins‏ @chiggin1 May 15
        Replying to @MichelleyM @Geraldmrbaz @TheOnion

        The beauty is that she did see it was on sale and of course she gave me the 33% discount just not the 1/3 discount

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
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      2. GinnyX‏ @GinnyX May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A (male) co-worker’s wife is having a baby. Since the co-worker is a huge Islanders fan, I suggested that as a “theme” for the baby shower. My other co-worker goes, “but what if she’s having a girl?” 🤦‍♀️

        2 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Lynne Stephanie‏ @LynneStephanie2 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Blue apron proves that man spends time cooking in the kitchen, but also retains a certain masculinity

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. (((Ian O'Padrick)))‏ @IanOPadrick May 15
        Replying to @LynneStephanie2 @TheOnion

        I feel like that was gonna be their article a couple days after father's day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Rebecca Powers‏ @thalamian May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But she did put a bird on it, in a sense

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bike Repair Bear‏ @Hostilebear May 15
        Replying to @thalamian @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JiPTpa1Ozs

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Suzanne LeoLind  🍁 🍂‏ @SuzyQL May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously. The pink is just as annoying as all that camo fan gear.pic.twitter.com/xICT714rfE

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Spooky Kooky Dee‏ @OkeeDokeeDee May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obvi she's never heard of the glitter-rhinestone barf that blocks any kind of proper ventilation appropriate for the "I don't sweat, I sparkle" mantra.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. KaBA‏ @buchleraustin May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God, I hate that pink sports shit! What you’re too feminine to actually wear the colors of the team? Give me a break.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. mediumcrab babyrat‏ @crabrat May 15
        Replying to @buchleraustin @TheOnion

        If you’re expecting the demographic that puts “silly boys, trucks are for girls” bumper stickers on their vehicles to understand nuanced subversion of gender conceptions, you’re barking up the wrong tree

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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