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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 15

    Report: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud https://trib.al/kNoLP3m pic.twitter.com/WXR0wYYQKj

    5:46 AM - 15 May 2018
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    48 replies 503 retweets 1,972 likes
      1. Daniel Almon‏ @dalmon33 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me reading this tweetpic.twitter.com/ezhAK9FkuM

        0 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
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      1. Modest Potist‏ @Modest_Potist May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was a good run.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Sean Stepan‏ @realseanstepan May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I never thought I'd last this long. Finally being found out is a relief in some ways.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Garcultula  🎃‏ @Garchompula May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit not again

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Robin Herbert‏ @robin_her May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best Onion article ever.

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      1. Rich Carlisi, CPCU‏ @rich8607 May 15
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        They know. They all know...pic.twitter.com/WGt6CU829q

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      2. Gary M. Sarli  🎃‏ @GMSarli May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gary M. Sarli  🎃 Retweeted The Onion

        Ha! Joke's on you; everyone found out I was a fraud YEARS ago.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/996371137381707780 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Report: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud https://trib.al/kNoLP3m  pic.twitter.com/WXR0wYYQKj
        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur May 15
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        @realDonaldTrump

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      1. Brad Fox 🇺🇸‏ @BradIsAFox May 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of the greats. If only people knew how much they sucked more. The world would be a better place. I'm serous.

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      1.  👻 The Smash Boo  👻‏ @RangoSSB May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I found out I was a fraud today. I thought I was good in Overwatch till I entered Deathmatch mode.

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      1. Dad Bod‏ @PhlDadBod May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many people who deserve to receive this!

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      1. Felonious Primate‏ @billyd0311 May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's like that report was written by my conscience.

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      1. Michael Harmeyer‏ @CaptainSeas May 15
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        re: @erinelizabeth_8 cat screaming emoji

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      2. Nightmare on Gak Street  😴 🔥 🤠 🔥 😱 ☠️‏ @Gaknar May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dennis Miller College Football Tweets‏ @DrNorrisCamacho May 15
        Replying to @Gaknar @TheOnion

        You had a good run.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. C J‏ @hoborocks May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GammaRayWurst they found us

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Sylvia Zhu‏ @GammaRayWurst May 15
        Replying to @hoborocks @TheOnion

        Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Michael Towns‏ @towns_michael May 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is going to be great for my book “A Fraudster’s Guide To Becoming President!” Oh wait...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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