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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion May 14

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/Zn4Rgtoe9E

    3:53 PM - 14 May 2018
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      1. Dr John‏ @HonestDrJohn May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a "knot" or a "nest". I'm a hoot at parties. ("Hoot" is also a collective noun for...oh, never mind.)

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      2. Off Grid Mama‏ @Off_Grid_Mama May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's called Congress.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. TenaciousEye‏ @TenaciousEye May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Republicans

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      2. Jed Oliver‏ @Jed_Oliver May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A warting of toads

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Sophia Smith‏ @epiphanymia May 14
        Replying to @Jed_Oliver @TheOnion

        That would actually be a pretty good name!

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      2. Kiri Rainey‏ @kirirainey May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Trump of toads

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Moderate Democrat‏ @ModerateDem_ May 14
        Replying to @kirirainey @TheOnion

        A Bigly of Toads.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sophia Smith‏ @epiphanymia May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's spelled "knot," but it's pronounced "Republicanality."

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      1. Matthew J. Riley‏ @MJRiley210 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like “Republican Caucus”?

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      1. J4mesR0bert  🎧 🔈‏ @J4mesR0bot May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Deplorables?

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      2. Shisou‏ @ShisouSaisei May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Politicians” is the proper term for a group of toads... (yeah, yeah, it’s really “knot”)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Samhain I-Suck-Blood Draculey‏ @datafaucet May 15
        Replying to @ShisouSaisei @TheOnion

        a congress of toads 😉

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Justin Tyler Lee‏ @JustinTylerLee May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is your bidding?pic.twitter.com/NBetnFw5LY

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      1. Zach Drabant‏ @ZachDrabant May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “ The more you probably know.”pic.twitter.com/YY0P8hWt8A

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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Knot of Toads.

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      1. E Jan Hansen‏ @ejanh_e May 14
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        White House aides

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      1. Jo Pattabiraman‏ @jopattabi May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A senate. A senate of toads.

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      1. Duncan Wright‏ @DuncanWWright May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Armada

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      1. Captain Jim “Red” Albright‏ @CaptMidnight49 May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There is knot!!!

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